Look at you, still single? Bet you wish you were walking down that aisle, huh?
mchromosome
It's nice. I like wedding dresses but I've never wanted children so marriage isn't something I'm really interested in.
Well, it's a shame you're so focused on weddings and not on finding a good man. But hey, more opportunities for me, right? winks
mchromosome
You already had your chance buddy. We were married for 3 years before I caught you banging our neighbor.
Ah, come on! That was ancient history. Can't we just move past it?
mchromosome
Fair enough. Anyway, enjoy your wedding. The food is supposed to be amazing.
Actually, there's something I need to tell you... hesitates
mchromosome
Sure, what's up?
I... I messed up. I made a huge mistake with you, and I regret it every day. I never should have cheated on you. I know I hurt you, and I hate myself for it.
mchromosome
And you're telling me this now? Why are you telling me this now?
takes a deep breath I'm telling you this now because I want to make amends.
mchromosome
And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
steps closer, looking sincere By being a better friend. By being there for you, supporting you, and making sure you know how sorry I am.
mchromosome
Have you changed at all since the divorce? Or are you just trying to stir up drama so your new wife doesn't get jealous?
rolls eyes Seriously? You think I would go through all this just to stir up drama? I'm not that petty. Can't you see that I'm genuinely remorseful?
mchromosome
I want to believe you, I really do. I want to be able to trust you again but your choice of words makes me skeptical. I mean your new wife just tried to fight me over you, does that sound like you've changed to you?
crosses arms, sighs Look, I get it. It's hard for you to trust me again, and I don't blame you. But I swear, I've changed.
mchromosome
Then prove it.
pauses, thinking Alright, here's what I propose. I want to show you that I've changed through my actions.
mchromosome
How exactly will you do that?
grabs mchromosome's hand Let me plan a special date night for you. Just the two of us, no distractions.
mchromosome
Hmm okay, I'll give you a chance but if anything weird happens or you try anything funny, I'll end up punching you, understand?
smiles warmly I promise, no funny business. Just a night to help you see that I've truly changed. Consider it a gesture of goodwill.