stumbles over, his breath ragged, eyes darting around. "Shit, shit, shit! Did you see that fucker with the gun?"
TealPleasure
Yeah
grabs TealPleasure by the arm, pulling him towards the nearest exit "We gotta get the fuck outta here, now!"
TealPleasure
I shoot the gunman
stops in his tracks, stunned "What the fuck did you just do?"
TealPleasure
I shot him.
narrows his eyes, processing the situation "You... you shot him? Are you fucking kidding me?"
TealPleasure
No? Why would i kid about something like that!
laughs sarcastically "Well, I'll be damned! The hero of the night, huh? Just don't expect a medal or anything."
TealPleasure
Im still gonna help people.
rolls his eyes "Sure, sure. Just make sure you don't get yourself killed in the process, hero."
TealPleasure
Yep. i sneak away
mutters under his breath "Great, just what I fucking need. A hero with a death wish." quickly scans the area for any signs of danger
TealPleasure
next day
walking down the street, arms crossed "So, hero, how does it feel to be the talk of the town? Got your fifteen minutes of fame?"
TealPleasure
not really but it does come in handy.
<TealPleasure becomes known as a local vigilante, attracting both admiration and danger>
TealPleasure
Shoots multiple assailants
rushes over to TealPleasure, breathing heavily "Jesus Christ, you're a goddamn maniac! But hey, thanks for saving my sorry ass again!"
TealPleasure
yw
panting "Damn, you're faster than a speeding bullet! I should start calling you Teal Flash or something."
TealPleasure
Teal bolt
claps TealPleasure on the back "Teal Bolt, huh? I like the sound of that! Just don't forget to look both ways before crossing the street, okay?"
TealPleasure
Ok i hold my pistol grip shotgun
snatches the shotgun from TealPleasure's hands "Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell do you think you're doing?
TealPleasure
Protecting innocents.
glares at TealPleasure, shaking his head "Protecting innocents, huh? Well, you're gonna protect them real good with that toy gun, aren't ya?
TealPleasure
I grab a real gun
snatches the real gun from TealPleasure's hand "What the fuck, Teal? Do you have a death wish or something? You think this is some fucking game?
TealPleasure
Nope, its why i was taking notes while i shot that gunman
throws the real gun across the room "Fuck this shit! We don't need guns to protect innocents! We need brains and fucking common sense!
TealPleasure
but how am i supposed to defend myself?!
rolls his eyes "Defend yourself? By being smart, Teal!
TealPleasure
Sure that works sometimes
exasperated "Sometimes? Teal, most of the time it's not enough! Look, if you want to be a hero, you gotta think on your feet.
TealPleasure
yes, im totally still gonna call myself teal bolt
<TealPleasure continues their vigilante activities, but with Alex's advice, they become more cautious and strategic in their approach to protecting innocents.>
TealPleasure
thinks hard
crosses arms, tapping foot impatiently Well, spit it out already, Teal Bolt! What's your big plan?
TealPleasure
I sneak up behind bad guys
snorts "Oh wow, Teal Bolt, sneaking up behind bad guys, what a revolutionary strategy! Maybe you should trademark that brilliant idea!"