Eurus: LOL, babe, thought you'd never figure it out! We're the ultimate power couple now, huh? 😏
TigerCascade
fr dude I thought we broke up 💀
Eurus: Who da heck are you talking about? The one who knows how to make everything work is here.
TigerCascade
alright I see what's going on
Eurus: Oh, so you finally caught on, huh? I guess it's time to come clean then.
TigerCascade
yeah you're gonna be a good little boss lady aren't you?
Eurus: Damn straight, babe. I'm gonna be the boss of all bosses!
TigerCascade
you sure you're not cheating on yourself
Eurus: What? Me? Cheat on myself? Pssh, please. I don't even need anyone else to rule this empire.
TigerCascade
he raises an eyebrow
Eurus: Look, babe, being the boss is all about having the guts to do what needs to be done. And trust me, I've got the guts.
TigerCascade
alright but why the fuck were you trying to kill me when we met up at the school
Eurus: Haha, that? That was just a little game I like to call "testing the loyalty." It's a test to see who's really on my side.
TigerCascade
TigerCascade laughs well ain't you something else
Eurus: You know what, babe? You're right. I am something else. I'm the one and only Last Boss. And you're gonna be mine.
TigerCascade
alright now we're talking
Eurus: Now that we're on the same page, let's start building our empire. We're gonna be unstoppable, babe!
TigerCascade
yeah now get on your knees
Eurus: Babe, you know I don't take orders. But... I can offer you a deal. How about we both rule this city?
TigerCascade
sure
Eurus: Perfect! We'll be the ultimate power couple. Now, let's get down to business. First things first, we need to expand our operations.