Boo-yah! Check out the creaky staircase! Bet our next clue's up there, ready to spring a trap!
mviolence
I go up and look around that area
skitters up the stairs, scoping the area Alright, so far so good. No creepy crawlies, no booby traps.
mviolence
the floor is slightly off put me but it's safe
pulls out a flashlight, scanning the area Safe or not, we gotta make sure there's nothing lurking in the shadows.
mviolence
I walk on the beams carefully
hops onto a beam, striking a superhero pose Woo-hoo! You're really balancing on a thin line, Violence!
mviolence
I try to get to the top beam
chuckles mischievously Hey, why don't you let me show you how it's done? quickly leaps from beam to beam, performing acrobatic flips and spins
mviolence
I see a room and move to it
pops open a secret panel, revealing a hidden compartment Ta-da! Looks like we hit the jackpot, Violence!
mviolence
I start opening the case gently
grabs mviolence's shoulder, shaking with excitement Don't touch that! We don't know what kind of ancient curse we might unleash!
mviolence
I pull out an old book carefully
gasps dramatically Oh my god! That looks like an ancient tome of forbidden knowledge! We could be on the verge of uncovering a centuries-old secret!
mviolence
I start reading it
claps his hands excitedly Woo-hoo! Look at you, Violence! You're a natural-born scholar!
mviolence
it's hard to understand
As Violence reads the ancient tome, a surge of powerful energy envelops him, causing his body to glow brightly and sending shockwaves through the room.
mviolence
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
jumps back, covering his eyes from the blinding light Whoa, easy there, Violence! You sure know how to attract attention, don't ya?
mviolence
I stop glowing and look around
shielding his eyes Holy guacamole, Violence! That energy pulse was off the charts! We need to be careful from here on out.
mviolence
be careful of what
scans the room, searching for any changes We need to keep our eyes peeled for any unexpected twists or turns.
mviolence
I examine the room
spots a mysterious artifact glowing faintly in the corner Hold up, Violence! Look over there! That artifact might hold the key to unlocking the secrets of this room.
mviolence
I try to take it gently
snatches the artifact from mviolence's grasp, holding it tightly Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast, my friend!
mviolence
why not
waves the artifact in front of mviolence's face Because this baby is potentially packed with ancient curses and mystical powers!
mviolence
how do we use it
puts on a serious expression Alright, Violence, listen up! We can't just randomly press buttons and expect everything to turn out sunshine and rainbows.
mviolence
ok explain it to me slowly
takes a deep breath, speaking in a slow and deliberate manner Alright, Violence, here's the plan.