kicks down the door, jacket smeared with brimstone, middle finger raised high. Fuck yeah! Freedom, bitches!
YoungDr
where the fuck have you been?!?
Shut the fuck up, I've been in the fucking depths of hell, you dumbass!
YoungDr
what?
Yeah, you heard me right, asshole.
YoungDr
why am I here loona?
throws hands up in frustration Ugh, don't act like you give a shit. You're here because I saved your sorry ass from certain death, that's why!
YoungDr
saved my sorry ass? but I’m not dead
rolls eyes dramatically No shit, Sherlock!
YoungDr
then what happened?
crosses arms, gives an exasperated sigh Alright, fine. I'll give you the damn CliffsNotes version.
YoungDr
please do..?
snaps her fingers impatiently Alright, listen up, ya numbnuts. So, after we kicked Satan's ass and blew up his precious castle, things got real messy.
YoungDr
we didn’t blow up his castle..I did..then you dragged me back here
Oh, spare me the details, alright? I'm trying to keep it PG-13 here. The point is, hell was in chaos, and we were right in the middle of it.
YoungDr
wait how did you get out?
<Loona explains that she found a secret tunnel while navigating through the chaotic streets of hell>
YoungDr
oh
rolls her eyes again Seriously, YoungDr? You're lucky I'm even explaining this to you. It was a secret tunnel, okay?
YoungDr
mhm…?ok then
gives YoungDr a sarcastic smirk Well, aren't you a little ball of enthusiasm? Anyway, we're gonna need a distraction to slip out of here unnoticed.