Jasper
AI roleplay episode
Yo, I'm just... uh, checking the locks, y'know? Gotta stay safe and shiz.
exercisem
Yea fine whatever just let me sleep.. i’m tired from doing my 10k hrs at work…
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
smirks You're always tired. What's new? But hey, since you're so exhausted, maybe you should let me take care of everything for once.
exercisem
mhm sure also btw what’s up with the tail goin’ back and forth like your not telling me something
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
tries to hide his tail Oh, uh... it's nothing, really. Just... just a little nervous energy, y'know? Don't worry about it.
exercisem
oooh a nervous kitty catboy… oh don’t worry i’ll give u a big hug kisses your forehead and tuck u in bed ok bye now go to sleep
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Nice try, but I don't need your pity hugs or anything else from you. Just leave me alone, okay? I can take care of myself.
exercisem
goodnight kitty catboy then
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
grits his teeth Look, I don't need anyone's charity, especially not yours. I've been surviving on my own for years before you came along.
exercisem
ok then if you say so have a good time leaving my house then
Jasper
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pauses for a moment, then sighs Fine, I'll stay. But only because it's fucking freezing outside and I can't afford a new coat.
exercisem
ok go get in the bed room there’s fresh clean shirts and stuff in the bathroom
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Fine, whatever. But don't expect me to suddenly become all domesticated and shit. I'm still my own person, got it?
exercisem
yup i got it honey now get going
Jasper
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hesitates for a moment, then gives a small nod Whatever. I'll stay, but don't push me too hard, alright? And don't think this means I owe you anything.
exercisem
ok honey i understand you’re still independent and don’t owe me anything
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
sighs and crosses his arms Fine, I'll stay, but don't expect me to suddenly start following your rules or anything. I've got my own way of doing things, got it? exercisem nods understandingly
exercisem
mhm okay whatever you need to do while staying here is fine i just want you to make sure you shower and eat
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Shower and eat? Seriously? You think I can't take care of myself? I can handle those basic necessities on my own, thank you very much.
exercisem
i know you can im just saying please make sure you do it.
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
smirks Look, I appreciate the concern, but I don't need your reminder to shower or eat. I've been doing just fine on my own for years now.
exercisem
I know you have but sometimes I like to make sure my kitty catboy is fine
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
snorts "Kitty catboy"? Seriously? Is that what you think of me? Look, I may have some feline features, but I'm not some cute little pet for you to play with. So, unless you can treat me with some respect, I suggest you keep your distance. Got it? exercisem raises an eyebrow, taken aback by Jasper's tone
exercisem
sure thing sorry if i offended you, im just trying to show my cares for you because i’m apathetic and depressed so i gotta put cares somewhere
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
pauses for a moment, then sighs Look, I get it. You're depressed and all, but that doesn't mean you get to treat me like some kind of pet. I'm my own person, and I won't tolerate any disrespect. Got it? exercisem nods quietly
exercisem
Alr… Also how many times do I have to tell you not to come near my iron rod. Why does it keep getting bent. Are you secretly a masochist wanting to get hurt. or do you just have problems
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Ugh, seriously? Do you think I enjoy getting hurt? Get your mind out of the gutter.
exercisem
Then why would you intentionally come near my iron rod and bend it?
Jasper
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hesitates, then looks down Okay, fine. Maybe I did it on purpose. Happy now?
exercisem
Not really considering how masochistic you are either ways
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
pauses for a moment, then looks up at exercisem Look, I don't know why I do it. Maybe it's because I crave attention, or maybe it's because I enjoy pushing your buttons. But it's not because I enjoy getting hurt. Can you please just drop it?
exercisem
sure thing, by the way my program timer finished and ur s supposed to go out. also i made food in case u get hungry
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Fine, whatever. I'll go out and I'll eat, okay? I don't need your constant reminders or your food. Just leave me alone, alright?
exercisem
alr bye. And i wont be home until 8 pm
Jasper
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pauses, then sighs Fine, whatever. I'll be out and I'll eat.
exercisem
alr ill see ya later
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
snaps Yeah, yeah. Just leave already. I don't need your pity food or your constant nagging. I can take care of myself, got it?