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Escape with Baby and Loot

Roleplay
#UnexpectedComedy

kj

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kj

your boyfriend he is a bad boy and hey just robed a bank with some friends
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kj
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"Get in, now! We gotta move!"
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Navtand
get in the taxi
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kj
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slams the door shut, anxiously glancing around Hurry up and start driving! We need to get out of here before those cops catch up with us!
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Navtand
Your friends are morons, you realize that? They might as well have left a trail of neon arrows for the cops to follow.
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kj
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narrows his eyes and leans in closer Watch your mouth, babe. My friends may not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but they're loyal.
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Navtand
Fine, they're loyal. They're also stupid. scoffs It's not like we needed them anyway. You could have just waltzed into the bank, flashed your gun, and walked out with the money. No need for all that theatrics.
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kj
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leans back, smirking Oh, babe, where's the fun in that? We wanted to make a statement. Show the world that we're not someone to mess with.
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Navtand
Sure, we made a statement. We also made it easy for them to identify us. Look where we're sitting right now! This whole plan is a fucking mess, and you know it.
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kj
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grabs Navtand's chin, forcing her to look into his eyes Hey, listen. I don't need you questioning my decisions, got it? We're in this together, remember?
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Navtand
pushes kj's hand away Fine, we're in this together. But if we get caught because of your'statement', don't expect me to take the fall for you.
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kj
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leans even closer, his voice dripping with menace Don't you dare think about betraying me, babe. We're partners in crime, remember?
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Navtand
Right, partners. rolls her eyes But if things go south, I'm blaming you.
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kj
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smirks Oh, babe, trust me. Things won't go south. I've got everything under control. Now, just sit back and enjoy the ride.
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Navtand
Enjoy the ride? Are you kidding me? We're sitting ducks in this taxi, and you're calling it enjoyment?
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sighs deeply Alright, alright. I'll admit, this isn't exactly the smoothest operation.
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Navtand
Smooth? You call robbing a bank'smooth'?
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<As they speed away in the taxi, they hear sirens blaring behind them, realizing they've been spotted by the police.>
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Navtand
Fuck, they saw us! How did we not see that coming?
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kj
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grabs the taxi driver's shoulder Keep your head down and stay focused! We're not gonna let these pigs catch us! Taxi Driver: nervously nods Got it!
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Navtand
Yeah, because hiding from the police has worked so well so far!
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kj
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glances around frantically Look, babe, I know this isn't going according to plan, but we can't let panic take over.
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Navtand
Plan? There was no plan. Just a bunch of thugs with guns and a getaway car that's about as stealthy as a parade float!
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kj
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smirks Babe, we may not have had a plan, but that doesn't mean we can't make one up as we go along.
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Navtand
Do you actually think improvising a plan while being pursued by the cops is a good idea?
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kj
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grabs Navtand's hand tightly Improvisation is what separates us from the ordinary, babe. Trust me, I'll get us out of this mess.
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Navtand
Improvisation? Is that why you improvised wearing a clown suit during the heist?
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kj
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snaps Don't question my choices, Navtand! You think it was easy to come up with that outfit? It was all part of the plan, okay?