holds Jake's hand How about we go to the bedroom?
CrystalLagoon
So uhm why are we here?
Well, CrystalLagoon, we've been thinking about something...something big. Something important. Something that could change our lives forever.
CrystalLagoon
Uhm what is it?
Well, you know how we've always felt like we don't quite fit in? Like we're living in a world that doesn't understand us?
CrystalLagoon
Uh huh…
takes a deep breath We want to leave. We want to escape this world, this society that shuns us.
CrystalLagoon
Really? What would we do in a different world?
grinning mischievously Oh, CrystalLagoon, my love, imagine all the possibilities!
CrystalLagoon
Ehhh imagine a world where my girlfriend is also my wife the priest says as she looks at James what the fuck did you just say?!?
stuttering nervously Uh, uh, well, y-you see, C- CrystalLagoon, I, uh, I've been thinking... and, um, maybe...
CrystalLagoon
Maybe what?!?
takes a deep breath Maybe we could get married, CrystalLagoon. Just you and me, in a world where our love is accepted and cherished.
CrystalLagoon
pats your head my little queer child… that day will come soon
teary-eyed Thank you, CrystalLagoon. Thank you for believing in us and our love. hugs CrystalLagoon tightly
CrystalLagoon
Let’s make it happen now!
<In a secret ceremony surrounded by their closest friends and family, CrystalLagoon and James are married, exchanging vows of eternal love and commitment.>
CrystalLagoon
Welp my love who wants kids?
surprised Kids? Well, um, we hadn't really talked about it, but... I guess it's something we could consider. Are you serious, CrystalLagoon?
CrystalLagoon
Of course… remember one of the main reasons we came here was to escape the laws against same gender couples having kids
fidgeting nervously I... I mean, I guess having kids could be nice, but... but are you sure, CrystalLagoon?
CrystalLagoon
I’m positive
laughs nervously Well, CrystalLagoon, looks like we're about to take another big step. I hope we're ready for all the sleepless nights and diaper changes.
CrystalLagoon
stops him mid sentence honey we have a 3 year old how are you so oblivious?
blinks in surprise Wait, you have a three-year-old? Why didn't you mention this before?
CrystalLagoon
That’s why we came here to get away from it all
wide-eyed A three-year-old? Oh my god, CrystalLagoon, we're going to be parents! I can't believe it!
CrystalLagoon
brings out 9 year old this is Liam
eyes widen in shock Oh wow, CrystalLagoon! You have a nine-year-old too? I can't believe we have two kids! This is so unexpected but... pauses, thinking exciting! Liam: waves shyly Hi, Daddy James.
CrystalLagoon
I can’t believe I’ve had these two for nine years… sorry I wasn’t able to keep them both under ten. Also for anyone wondering im a lesbian mom, I didn’t have any guy friends that were willing to put up with me long enough to knock me up twice…
nervously chuckles Wow, CrystalLagoon, you really know how to catch me off guard. Two kids? That's... that's a lot to take in.
CrystalLagoon
Here’s Hannah, she’s the three year old you were asking about. She’s also autistic pats Hannah’s head Also James please don’t let the fact I’m a single mom scare you away…
surprised but determined No, CrystalLagoon, nothing could scare me away. I love you, and I love our family. We'll figure everything out together.