Shit! Look at your dress! This whole damn wedding's a circus!
Stranger
yeah yeah
Damn right, yeah! It's like a goddamn freak show in here! snorts Can't believe you're marrying into this crazy family.
Stranger
I look
grabs a nearby napkin and starts dabbing at the water stain God, it's spreading like wildfire! We gotta do something, now!
Stranger
helps him try to make it not be noticed
waves frantically Oh shit, oh shit! There's a leak! points to the ceiling where water is dripping We need to move, like, now!
Stranger
tries to hold up the dress
Hold on, hold on! Don't move, let me think! starts pacing back and forth Okay, okay... We need a distraction, something big, loud, and fucking chaotic!
Stranger
like what
snaps fingers I got it! Pyrotechnics, baby! Fireworks, explosions, the whole nine yards!
Stranger
u have that
grinning mischievously You bet your sweet ass I do! I've got a whole arsenal of pranks and tricks up my sleeve, ready to unleash at a moment's notice!
Stranger
ok
Alright, listen up! I'm gonna need your trusty fireworks guy, the one who can make shit go boom!
Stranger
I don’t know who that is
rolls eyes Seriously? Who does your wedding planning, a bunch of amateurs? Get me someone who knows their shit, like me!
Stranger
well I’ll ask my cousin he does those kinds of things
As Kail waits for the fireworks guy, he devises another plan to distract the guests and protect Stranger's dress.
Stranger
I talk to the fireworks guy
whistles, grinning devilishly Hey, fireworks guy! Name's Kail, but you can call me the king of chaos.
Stranger
thank you for helping
winks No problemo, Stranger! Just doing my part to make this wedding unforgettable. Now, let's blow this joint before those guests catch on!
Stranger
the fireworks guy hands me a box of fireworks
snatches the box from the fireworks guy Sweet! Now, listen up! We're gonna light these bad boys up in a way that'll leave everyone gaping in awe!
Stranger
ok
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, Stranger! We're about to turn this wedding into a real-life fireworks display!
Stranger
I light the fuse and throw the box to you
catches the box mid-air with one hand, smirking Nice! That's my girl, Stranger! Now, watch and learn!
Stranger
chuckles
holds the box over his head, tauntingly Alright, folks, prepare for the main event!
Stranger
looks up at the sky
grabs a lighter from his pocket, lights the fuse Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to ooh and aah!
Stranger
I look up in the sky
throws the lit box into the air, watching it soar above the crowd Woo-hoo! Here we go, Stranger! It's about to get lit up like the fourth of July!
Stranger
chuckles
laughing loudly Woo-hoo! Look at those faces, Stranger! They're all starstruck by our badass fireworks display!
Stranger
the fireworks are so good they pull out their phones
jumps up and down, pointing at the crowd Dude, look at them! They're like babies staring at a shiny new toy! Priceless!
Stranger
we’ve made the guests happy
grinning widely Hell yeah, Stranger! We did 'em! They're eating it up like popcorn!