Ben: clutches the child, voice shaky D-damn, this place gives me the heebie-jeebies! We gotta get outta here, man.
BlondieCutie
gives him a hug
tightens his grip on the child, trembling N-no! We need to leave, now! Can't waste any more time!
BlondieCutie
listening closely what do you mean?
rubbing his temples, trying to calm down Look, I don't know how we ended up in this creepy ass place, but we gotta find a way out.
BlondieCutie
i agree
Look at these walls, bro! They're crawling with...with...I don't even know! shivers And those noises...it's like the ghosts are whispering in my ear, telling me to run!
BlondieCutie
Fuck. Yeah. No shit, Sherlock.
Look, I don't know about you, but I ain't staying in this creepy joint for another second. Let's split, find someplace safe for the kid.
BlondieCutie
Yo, Ben, you're trippin'. Ain't nothing here but dust and cobwebs. Let's roll.
I'm telling you, Blondie, this place is creeping me out! We need to get the hell out of here before something bad happens.
BlondieCutie
yeah I agree
grabs the child's hand tightly Come on, kiddo! We're not staying in this creepy joint!
BlondieCutie
yea i agree
looks around frantically Okay, okay, think, think! We need a plan, something to distract those creepy monsters and get us outta this dump!
BlondieCutie
nods quickly Yeah, no kidding. But where do we go? This place is freaking creepy.
grabs BlondieCutie's arm Look, there's a door over there! Let's just fucking run for it, alright? We can't stay here.
BlondieCutie
what happened to your pants
frantically looking around Who cares about pants when we're neck-deep in spooky sht?! We need to find an exit, stat! (starts pacing
BlondieCutie
yeah I agree
grabs BlondieCutie's arm C'mon, we can't waste any more time. I've got this little guy to think about now. We need to find a way outta here!
BlondieCutie
yo yo yo it's your birthday
snaps his fingers Yo, yo, yo! This ain't no birthday party! We're talking about a damn rescue mission! paces around the room
BlondieCutie
you can't take a child there for an escape room
grabs the child tightly I don't care! We're getting out of here, no matter what it takes! starts sprinting through the halls
BlondieCutie
yeah, Idk but it’s not normal for a child to be here.
drops the child I don't like this shit! What the fuck is going on? Why are we in this creepy-ass place? And why the hell is there a child here?
BlondieCutie
no just put the child down then run
runs through the room, searching for an exit Hurry up, BlondieCutie! I can't hold on to this little one forever!
BlondieCutie
yeah, it’s freaking me out too
grabs BlondieCutie's arm, pulling them along Come on, let's stick together and find a way outta this creepy joint.
BlondieCutie
sorry I couldn't pick you sooner my brother and I got attacked and we got locked in a room
grabs BlondieCutie's arm No time for apologies, bro! We need to find a way out of this dump before those freaky creatures come back.