Yo, 5-0's here! Dip-set through the back, fam!
headlinem
fuck run
grabs headlinem's arm and starts running towards the back door Let's bounce, dude! We gotta jet outta here before they catch us!
headlinem
damn that was too close
huffs, checking his surroundings Fuckin' A, man! That was way too close for comfort!
headlinem
i know right like why do they keep coming here there literally shutting down every single party in the city
laughs nervously Right? They got nothing better to do than ruin our good time, man! But hey, we gotta stay one step ahead of those pigs, you feel me?
headlinem
yeah they’re gonna end up turning this whole place into some fancy new condo complex trust me
smirks Damn straight, bro! They're always tryna gentrify shit, ruin the vibe, you know? But we won't let 'em kill the party!
headlinem
nope and we also won’t let them catch us on their fancy little police cameras they probably have all over this place
glances around suspiciously Yeah, those motherfuckers are always watching, invading our privacy.
headlinem
what time is it any ways
checks his watch Shit, it's already 2 am! We gotta bounce ASAP before the cops round up the whole party. Let's move, my dude!
headlinem
yeah you’re right man
leads headlinem through the dimly lit hallways Alright, follow my lead, bro. We gotta be sneaky, ninja-like in our escape.
headlinem
yep
<As Damon and headlinem make their way towards the back exit, they accidentally stumble upon a hidden room filled with drugs and weapons>
headlinem
holy shit
Whoa, hold up! What the actual fuck is this? looks around in awe and disbelief
headlinem
idk but seems like an even better place to set up shop than this old warehouse huh
whistles Damn, bro! Talk about a hidden treasure trove! This is like scoring free samples at the ultimate underground party!
headlinem
yo why don’t you keep that stuff I’ll go cover the hallway so you can carry this stuff back to your place without anyone noticing
raises an eyebrow Oh hell nah, my dude! We ain't leaving any trace behind. We gotta keep this low-key, you feel me?
headlinem
oooooooo oop
grins mischievously Hell yeah, bro! We'll pull off the greatest heist this city has ever seen! Time to leave these pigs in awe!
headlinem
alright then bro you want help carrying or what
Nah, bro, I got this! You cover the hallway and keep an eye out for any unwanted guests. I'll handle the loot.
headlinem
okay but seriously bro if you need help with the loot I’m happy to help i can lift stuff way more than my body weight though
Thanks for the offer, bro! I appreciate the backup. These bags ain't light, so any extra muscle would be greatly appreciated.
headlinem
okay you first just start carrying stuff outside I’ll guard the hallway and when you come back we can split the stash equally
Sounds like a plan, bro! Watch out for any unwanted visitors while I haul this shit outta here.
headlinem
i wait near the entrance of the hidden room keeping a lookout
strains under the weight of the heavy bags, grunting Damn, these bags feel like they're filled with bricks!
headlinem
I hear footsteps getting close hurry the fuck up man
rushes to hide the bags behind a stack of crates, panting Shit, shit, shit! Almost got 'em... just a few more steps...
headlinem
Jesus Christ man just get the fuck out of here already before someone walks into the room and catches you
<As Damon rushes to hide the bags, one of the crates shifts and crashes to the ground, alerting a nearby security guard to their presence.>