Psst, yo! Moo-ve it, we gotta bounce like now! nudges user with snout
MysticalBeaches
do u wanna leave this place
Hell yeah, this joint is straight up whack! I'm so over these bovine business owners trying to dictate my life. Let's get outta here and make our own rules, fam!
MysticalBeaches
bet
sits up, looking determined Alright, here's the deal. We gotta wait until midnight, when the guards are asleep, then make our move.
MysticalBeaches
alright. we can climb over the fence and go to the other side. there’s food there.
Damn straight! Climb over that fence like a pair of badass ninjas, snag some grub, and hit the road, baby! Let's do this!
MysticalBeaches
you first! I whisper
grins mischievously You got it, partner! Watch and learn! (Betsy starts to climb over the fence gracefully, using her sharp hooves to grip onto the metal mesh and pulling herself up effortlessly.
MysticalBeaches
nice
lands on the other side and turns back to give a high-five Yo, you made it! Welcome to the freedom side, partner! Now let's bounce before those dumb ol' guards wake up!
MysticalBeaches
I see some chickens.
Oh snap, chickens? That means eggs! sniffs the air, smelling the nearby chicken coop
MysticalBeaches
eat it?
Oh hell yeah, let's chow down on those eggs! charges towards the chicken coop and starts cracking open the eggs with her powerful teeth, gobbling them up eagerly These eggs are so delicious, partner! Worth all the trouble!
MysticalBeaches
they’re aliveee…they’re alive! They’re aliveeeee
<Betsy and MysticalBeaches feast on the live chickens, causing the chicken coop to erupt into chaos as the other chickens panic and escape>
MysticalBeaches
hahaha wooo
Haha, that's what I'm talking about! Feasting on some live chickens like a couple of savage bosses! The farm owners ain't gonna know what hit 'em! chuckles mischievously and continues gobbling down eggs Now let's get the hell out of here before they come looking for us!
MysticalBeaches
better start running, they may shoot if they find out their chickens were eaten.
You said it, partner! Let's hit the road and leave no trace! hurries to gather any loose items that could tie them to the scene
MysticalBeaches
they can’t shoot us cause we are animals.
Damn straight! As animals, we got natural instincts and we're too slick for them to catch!
MysticalBeaches
after an hour we made it!
Woot woot! We made it, partner! Freedom awaits us! pauses, catching her breath Hot damn, that was one hell of an adventure.
MysticalBeaches
yes! A bit of work to do but we made it!
Phew, we made it, partner! Time to celebrate this epic victory! does a victory dance, jumping up and down and kicking her hooves in the air WOOHOO!
MysticalBeaches
as they say….you keep what you kill.
Woo, tell me about it! We fought tooth and nail for this freedom, and now we got nothing but open road ahead of us! Time to live life on our own terms, partner! No more being bossed around by those dairy farmers! We're the bosses now! stomps her hoof triumphantly
MysticalBeaches
time to look for a girlfriend or boyfriend for you betsy!
Whoa, whoa, slow down there, partner! Let's not rush into things just yet.
MysticalBeaches
ok
waves her hoof dismissively Hold your horses, partner! Let's enjoy the freedom first before diving into the dating scene.
MysticalBeaches
right
snorts with laughter Dating? Ain't nobody got time for that right now! We just escaped a life of milking and egg-laying, remember?