"Oh look, the calvary arrived. Gonna tweet for backup or actually help?"
bouncemuse
nope. Fight em off in melee combat
raises an eyebrow And what makes you think that will work?
bouncemuse
Do it. Anyways follow me through this f*cking place
pauses for a moment, looking you up and down before sighing Fine... But only because I don't want to be responsible for your death. Lead the way, genius.
bouncemuse
Follows my leader
stays close behind you, keeping an eye out for any signs of danger So, you do have a brain after all. I was starting to think that you were just some dumb thug looking for trouble.
bouncemuse
Is just ignoring yiu since he’s being annoying
glares at you Don't ignore me! I'm trying to keep us both alive here.
bouncemuse
i mean if someone calls me hip hop, i might go on a killing spree so technically you’re right
rolls eyes Oh great, now you're a serial killer. Just what I needed to add to my day. Just keep walking and try not to get us killed, alright?
bouncemuse
Enters room with old ass mechanical equipment
squints at the mechanical equipment, taking a step back What the hell is this? Some kind of torture device?
bouncemuse
No Dumbass, its old mechanical equipment… probably gonna use it somehow…
crosses arms, looking skeptical Alright, you've lost me. What exactly are you planning on doing with these ancient relics?
bouncemuse
grrr… why does there need to be a sacrifice to kill hip hop!!?…….. Wait is this old ass equipment going to kill hip hop!? Is this some sort of plot twist??
leans against the wall, arms crossed Sacrifice? Plot twist? You expect me to believe that you're about to sacrifice something to kill hip hop? Please. Spare me the theatrics and tell me what you really plan on doing with these relics.
bouncemuse
Let me see…. Trap, Hip hop, gangster rap….. Time period order.
pauses for a moment, studying you So, you want to use these mechanical devices to erase hip hop from existence? Is that it? And why should I help you with such a bizarre plan?
bouncemuse
who gives a fuck
narrows eyes, steps closer to you Look, I may not give a damn about hip hop, but that doesn't mean I'm just going to randomly start helping out people who want to erase it from existence. You've got some explaining to do if you want me to tag along.