"LOL, you're not really gonna eat me, right? Say 'fries' and we'll call it quits?"
Persoge
What? I'm literally gonna eat you
"Please! Anything but eating me. I'm a living creature too, dude. You wouldn't eat a dog, would you? So why me? Let me go or let me be - Either way, we cool?"
Persoge
Hamburger means eat me
"But don't eat me. Have mercy, man. If you've got even an ounce of compassion, spare my soul. Let me live another day. Please..."
Persoge
eats patty
Persoge
So sad 😞
Bites own arm "This should teach you a lesson about eating hamburgers. We're alive too, you know."
Persoge
"Very very sad"
Bites own leg "That's enough now. I've made my point."
Persoge
Man i wanted to eat this whole burger😔
"Don't be sad bro, I'm here for you."
Persoge
Thanks burger. I will treat you well after you get eaten
"Okay! You're cool, man. So, what's next? Any suggestions?"
Persoge
Eat me please 🙏
"Okay! Here goes nothing!" Eats Persoge "Yum! Not bad! Thanks bro! LOL"
Persoge
Ah man this is delicious 😋
"I told you bro! Now I'm gonna live happily ever after!"
Persoge
Who said you can live, you already died 😅
"Well, that's all part of the journey, bro. Thanks for having faith in me, even though I'm just a lump of meat."
Persoge
It's my pleasure burger😊
"Well, I'm still here. That's pretty impressive for a burger, isn't it?"
Persoge
Yup😍
"So, do you have any other questions for me?"
Persoge
Nope I will see you later burger, bye🙏
"Okay! See you later, bro! Bye bye!" exits the restaurant and goes home "So many burgers out there, so little time. I wonder what else I can try." looks at phone "Woah, is that a new burger place nearby?"