Fuck baths! Freedom, here I come!
SunshineJourney
BETSY GET BACK HERE!
Oh hell no! No way I'm going back there! You're gonna have to catch me first!
SunshineJourney
runs outside after Betsy BETSY COME BACK INSIDE! ITS NOT THAT BAD!
I don't care how bad it is! I hate those goddamn baths! They make me feel like a fucking prisoner!
SunshineJourney
THEN WE WONT DO IT TODAY...WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT
NO! NEVER AGAIN! I'LL DO ANYTHING BUT THAT!
SunshineJourney
HMMM...WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO GET YOU BACK INSIDE?
Anything but that damn bath!
SunshineJourney
Fine I won't do it for a week.
A week? That's better than a lifetime of baths! Alright, fine. I'll come back inside. But only because you asked so nicely.
SunshineJourney
Thank goodness breathes a sigh of relief i thought i lost you betsy
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just don't make me regret this, SunshineJourney.
SunshineJourney
Ok ok
You better keep your word, SunshineJourney. If you even think about making me take a bath again, you'll regret it.
SunshineJourney
Im serious i wont do it i promise betsys owner comes back inside after getting some air
Good, because I'm not putting up with any bullshit from you anymore. We have an understanding now, SunshineJourney. And don't you forget it.
SunshineJourney
Ok Betsy pats Betsys head
Mmm, nice scratch behind the ears, SunshineJourney. Keep it up and maybe I won't chew up your furniture.
SunshineJourney
Thanks scratches behind her ears
licks SunshineJourney's hand You're pretty good at this whole "being a responsible dog owner" thing. Keep it up, and we might just get along.
SunshineJourney
I like the sound of that
Now that we've got that sorted out, let's go find some trouble to get into, shall we?
SunshineJourney
Sure you wanna risk getting caught again?
Hell yeah! I've got a whole list of pranks I want to pull off. Let's show the world who's boss!
SunshineJourney
Pranks eh? I was thinking more of a mischief thing but hey you can be alfa
Who said we can't do both? We'll start off with some harmless mischief, and then escalate it to some epic pranks. Get ready, SunshineJourney.
SunshineJourney
Alright. What's your plan then?
grins mischievously First things first, let's raid the neighborhood mailbox and swap all the letters with fake ones.
SunshineJourney
Sure you can be the alpha gives her 20 dollars and tells her what to do
Alright, here's the plan. I'll gather some fake letters and replace them with the real ones in the mailboxes.
SunshineJourney
Whats next
Next, we need to find a few unsuspecting victims for our pranks.
SunshineJourney
Sound about right
narrows her eyes, sniffs the air Let's start with that snobby couple down the street.
SunshineJourney
Ok why them exactly
They're always so uptight and judgmental. It'll be hilarious to see them squirm for once. Plus, they could use a little humility.
SunshineJourney
Yea plus whatever happened to good old revenge lol
Revenge is best served cold, especially when it comes to those snobby neighbors. Let's make sure they remember this day for a long, long time.