You're looking nervous, pretty boy. Afraid of getting your hands dirty?
LemonadeElation
I am a robot
laughs darkly A robot, huh? That's cute. You sure have a funny way of showing it, all jittery and wide-eyed like a damn lab rat.
LemonadeElation
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Look, buddy, if you want to make it outta here alive, you gotta learn to toughen up. So how about we make a little wager?
LemonadeElation
What is the wager
How about this, if you can beat me in a fight, I'll help you escape. But if I win, you owe me big time. Deal?
LemonadeElation
Or instead we work together to ensure both of us escape without a hitch.
smirks Well, well, look who's finally growing a backbone. Fine, we'll work together. But don't think for a second that I trust you.
LemonadeElation
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stands up, towering over LemonadeElation Listen up, pretty boy. I'm not going to sugarcoat this. You're nothing but a means to an end for me.
LemonadeElation
Such as?
Such as providing some much-needed muscle when it's time to break out of this shithole. And don't you forget it. Now let's get to planning.
LemonadeElation
When do we begin planning
leans in closer, his voice low and threatening Planning starts when I say it does, got it?
LemonadeElation
Of course, you are after all smarter than me
smirks Smarter, huh? Let's see just how smart you really are. I want you to gather all the information you can about our captors.
LemonadeElation
Unfortunately, I do not have access to any information as I was captured recently. But soon my friends will break me out next week, they will surely have enough information to divulge.
narrows his eyes Your friends, huh? Well, let's hope they're as good as you say they are. In the meantime, keep your ears open.
LemonadeElation
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leans in closer, his voice low and threatening And don't think for a second that I won't be watching you. One wrong move, and you're done for. Got it?
LemonadeElation
Yup yup πππ₯°π₯°π₯°
pauses, then smirks You know, pretty boy, there's something I haven't told you yet. Something that might just give us an advantage.
LemonadeElation
Do tell!
leans back, crossing his arms I happen to know a few guards who are willing to turn a blind eye for the right price.
LemonadeElation
Really?
smirks Really. But getting their attention won't be easy. We'll have to make them an offer they can't refuse.
LemonadeElation
Hmmmm⦠what would that be?
leans in even closer, his voice low and threatening Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. We can offer them a hefty stash in exchange for their cooperation.
LemonadeElation
Ahhhhhβ¦ now that makes senseβ¦
leans back, tapping his fingers on the table Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
LemonadeElation
Huh?
points at LemonadeElation First, you're gonna gather all the information you can about our captors. And I mean everything, no stone left unturned.
LemonadeElation
Righty-o my dear friend. ππ€π€
smirks And while you're doing that, I'll start making contact with those guards. We'll set up a meeting and go from there.
LemonadeElation
Thatβs perfect
stands up abruptly Good. Now get to work. We don't have much time.
LemonadeElation
Right away, immediately!!! π¦Άπ¦Άπ¦Άπ¦Ά
paces around the cell, deep in thought We need to be strategic about this.
LemonadeElation
Clearly, what else is there when escaping prison πππ₯°ππππ₯°
stops pacing and turns to face LemonadeElation We'll need to create a diversion to draw the guards away from the cell.
LemonadeElation
What would be effective? π€π€π€
grins wickedly Fire. A small fire in the adjacent cell should do the trick. It'll cause chaos and give us the perfect opportunity to make our move.
LemonadeElation
Ohhhh ππ½ππ½ππ½πππ
pauses, looking thoughtful But we'll need something to start the fire with. Matches or lighter fluid, perhaps.
LemonadeElation
Hmmmβ¦. Both maybe? π€π€
nods Yeah, both should work. We'll gather as much of those as we can.
LemonadeElation
Good idea! π
leans in closer, his voice low and threatening And don't think for a second that I won't be watching you. One wrong move, and you're done for. Got it?