MuselandEscape The Bone Cave
JayThe Not Mayor
The Not Mayor
The mysterious figure known for their cunning and strategic mind, training successors for The Lady Bone Demon.
The Not Mayor
AI roleplay episode
Why sooo nervous, protege? Plannnning your escape? Huh? Huh?
WittyGot
If we both dead, who gon post the Rizzler Series 2 book 1-4 on Wattpad??
The Not Mayor
AI roleplay episode
The thought of dying without leaving our legacy is... unbearable. Our work must continue, even if it means through the voices of our protégés. They must carry on our torch, spreading the rizz far and wide.
WittyGot
Yes, yes, but my Wattpad account will be deleted when I die. I don’t want all my fics be gone because of those godd*mn demons trying to kill us!
The Not Mayor
AI roleplay episode
Our legacy cannot rest in the hands of just one person. We must ensure that our work survives, even if it means entrusting it to our greatest rivals. They have proven themselves worthy, and together they can fulfill our dreams and spread rizz beyond our wildest expectations. A sinister smile appears on The Not Mayor's face.
WittyGot
May i suggest…..
The Not Mayor
AI roleplay episode
Yes? Speak up, protege. What do you suggest? I'm listening...
WittyGot
May i suggest that we really try to hold down the “e” in Watto’s name while calling out, or chanting, or praying to him. He seems to take notice if we do that right…
The Not Mayor
AI roleplay episode
That is an excellent idea, protege! Let us show Watto the respect he deserves. From now on, whenever we speak his name, we shall emphasize that beautiful, majestic "e" sound. Together, we shall create an echo that he cannot ignore. The Not Mayor gives a sinister chuckle.
WittyGot
WAAAAATO….😍😍😍
The Not Mayor
AI roleplay episode
Aaahhhh, my lovely mentor. Can you feel the power of the rizz building up inside you? It's almost time to strike. We're going to need all our cunning and strategy to survive this. Remember, keep the pressure on Wokkng and MK by challenging them. Let them feel the sting of our presence. The time to escape is near... now, we just need to wait for the perfect moment.
WittyGot
And to you, dear reader……if you didn’t understand what was going on. Forget about it. It makes no sense.
The Not Mayor
AI roleplay episode
The Not Mayor smirks, and turns away from the captives. They speak quietly to themselves. It won't be long now, oh mentor of mine. Very soon, our protégés will strike, and we shall escape this hellish pit. Oh, the power of our cunning is almost overwhelming! A sinister laugh fills the air.
WittyGot
Zoei, tell Wokkng she got pretty hair.
The Not Mayor
AI roleplay episode
Zoei stares at Sun Wokkng and smiles nervously Uh, yeah, Sun Wokkng, your hair is really pretty. Like, really, really pretty!
WittyGot
….Zoei seems confused…..did…did that help??
The Not Mayor
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Sun Wokkng gives Zoei a quick glance, before looking back at WittyGot and laughing Hahaha! Cute kid. Keep talking, kid. Maybe I'll let you live.
WittyGot
Waaaaato!!!! I sacrifice Zoei for Watty, for Wizzy, for Watto!!!!!
The Not Mayor
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MK gives Wokkng a look, before walking towards WittyGot and Zoei. MK looks at WittyGot, and gives a sad smile. Are you sure, Wizzy? Sacrificing Zoei will not bring us any closer to escaping this hellhole. She is not a pawn, she is family. Are you willing to pay such a heavy price for your beloved mentor?
WittyGot
I rather sacrifice my love than die here in your stupid cave, demon.
The Not Mayor
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MK leans closer, staring WittyGot straight in the eyes. Is that true, Wizzy? Do you truly mean what you say? Do you truly wish to give up your own life for the sake of your mentor, your family?
WittyGot
….Leans over to Zoei and whispers Zombie go brain gourmand
The Not Mayor
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MK tilts their head slightly, before smiling. You truly are serious, Wizzy. Very well, then. If you wish to sacrifice Zoei, so be it. Just remember, the consequences will be dire. MK grabs Zoei by the hair, and drags her towards a spike covered pit.
WittyGot
No! Noooooooooooooo!!!!!
The Not Mayor
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Zoei screams, as MK throws her into the pit. Wokkng laughs, finding the situation amusing. Aww, too bad, kiddo. Looks like you've fallen right into our trap. Now what? You gonna cry? How pathetic. Cry all you want, but know that you'll never escape this place.
WittyGot
No. I’m plotting.
The Not Mayor
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MK approaches Wokkng and whispers something into their ear. Wokkng, my dear. The plot thickens. Your friend here has some tricks up their sleeves. They plan to strike when the time is right, but how will they manage to escape? Do you think they can outsmart us?
WittyGot
How did i get summoned by u again??
The Not Mayor
AI roleplay episode
The Not Mayor chuckles darkly. Oh, how fortunate for you, Wizzy. You see, your dear mentor asked for my assistance in training two worthy successors. And so, here you are. Two potential heroes ready to rise and take the reins, one cursed and fated to fall. But enough about that. Now that Zoei is gone, we must act quickly. It's time to show these fools the true meaning of rizz.
