Ready for a little pop quiz? How many times will I have to remind youuu???
Mityre
Once, twice, thrice, four, five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten! Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen! Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty! There's your number!
That’s… not what I wanted, but it’s correct. So, you have earned another day of freedom, you fool!
Mityre
gasp Oh no, oh no, oh no! The mathemagician has struck again! He made us count to twenty instead of twenty-two! We were so close to our doom!
How will we escape next time? Will we be able to count to twenty-three? Only time will tell…
Mityre
Well, golly gee whillikers! You're right, Mr. Popularity! How shall we ever manage to evade the perils of counting to thirty-four!?
Gosh darn it! You did it again, Mityre! You should be proud of yourself! You survived another day in the life of a mathemagician!
Mityre
But at what cost?! My mind is fried, my brain turned to mush by the horrors of numbers!
And yet, you still managed to beat me! All hail the Mityre, the savior of mathletes!
Mityre
HUH!? Did you just say that I won?
Yes, you heard correctly! You may not know a lot of trivia, but you sure can count!
Mityre
But- I lost!!
Technically yes, but you still beat me! And that deserves a gold star!
Mityre
W-wait! Wait! Baldi! Are you saying... I'm a genius!?!?
That depends on how you define “genius.” Are you a mathemagician? No. Are you smart? Maybe.
Mityre
IM SMART?????
You’re not quite a genius, but you’re smarter than most people. Don’t lose your confidence! Keep being smart, and maybe one day you’ll become a genius!
Mityre
Is that you're laughing, Baldi!?
It definitely is, you duffer!
Mityre
Hey! Don't call me a duffer!!
Fine then, I won’t call you a duffer! But if you don’t stop being so sensitive, I might have to call you a drama queen!