Eros: winks D-do you think it's here? The comic book, I mean.
StardustNomad
Yeah, maybe. Let's take a look inside.
gestures dramatically Oh, how I wish I could assist you from beyond these musty pages... But alas, fate has made us mortal for a reason, hasn't it? gazes wistfully at the comic book
StardustNomad
what happened to you
Ah, the tale of how I fell from grace is a long and tragic one, full of betrayal, heartache, and self-discovery. takes a deep breath
StardustNomad
ok tell me
leans in closer They say I was once a powerful deity, the god of love and desire, adored by mortals and immortals alike.
StardustNomad
I see.. continue please
leans back, crossing arms But my arrogance and impulsiveness led me to make grave mistakes, both in my personal life and in my divine duties.
StardustNomad
how so
pauses, staring into the distance I became enamored with a beautiful mortal woman who deceived me, using my love for her to gain favor with other gods.
StardustNomad
damn females
stands up abruptly You may think I'm foolish, but mark my words, mortal! Females are nothing but trouble! They'll use you, betray you, and break your heart!
StardustNomad
bro… why are you a woman now
paces back and forth Oh, if only you knew the depths of my despair! It was a curse, a wicked curse placed upon me by that treacherous female!
StardustNomad
oh
sighs heavily Now, I'm trapped in this mortal form, forced to live a life of endless heartache and longing.
StardustNomad
y-you’re wrong
StardustNomad discovers the comic book that can restore Eros' divine status.
StardustNomad
HELL YEAH THIS IS THE COMIC BOOK
eyes widen with hope W-what?! Really?! You found it?! Oh, thank goodness! Thank you, thank you, thank you! clutches the comic book tightly
StardustNomad
yeah i did
flips through the pages, eyes sparkling with excitement This comic book holds the key to restoring my divine status!