Lydia: leans in close Ever thought about owning rare books, sugar? Or just keeping it dull, like your jokes?
WordQuant
I would love to know how this works
Lydia: smirks and leans back Alright, listen up, sweetheart. You want a piece of the action? I'll give you a taste.
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I nod
Lydia: stands up and walks over to a shelf Here, let me show you something. grabs a dusty old book and hands it to WordQuant
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I take it It's a classic
Lydia: Classic indeed, darling. But what you don't know is that this book holds more value than its vintage cover suggests. winks
WordQuant
What do you mean by value?
Lydia: sits down across from WordQuant Ah, you're eager, aren't you? Well, let me break it down for you. This book, my dear, is one of a kind.
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Is it first edition?
Lydia: laughs Oh, WordQuant, you're quick! Yes, this baby is the first edition, the crème de la crème of book collecting.
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I rub the cover Where did you find this?
Lydia: smirks Oh, you wouldn't believe it. I have my ways, WordQuant. Let's just say I've got connections that reach beyond the ordinary.
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Do you have any others?
Lydia: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like you've fallen down the rabbit hole, my dear. smirks
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I love books
Lydia: leans forward, eyes glinting Well, lucky for you, WordQuant, I happen to have a collection that could satisfy even the most ardent bibliophile.
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Oh good
Lydia: claps her hands together Excellent! Prepare to be awestruck, my dear.
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I follow her
Lydia gives WordQuant a tour of her secret underground library filled with rare and valuable books
WordQuant
Wow this is amazing
Lydia: grinning mischievously Amazing doesn't even begin to cover it, darling. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
WordQuant
What do you mean by that?
Lydia: stands up and walks towards a hidden panel on the wall Ah, WordQuant, you're about to witness the true magic of this place.