Glaring Money's gone! How we gonna pay?
Jack
I got some cash stashed away, it’ll be enough for now let’s just hide it well
Rolls her eyes Great, because hiding money is going to solve all our problems. Sarcastically
Jack
I don’t know what else to do, Enya
Throws her hands up in frustration Ugh, Jack! We need a better plan than just hiding money and pretending everything will be okay!
Jack
What do you want me to do then?
Grabs Jack by the collar I want you to actually do something useful for once! We need to come up with a solid strategy to get us out of this mess!
Jack
Alright alright, let’s think of a plan
Lets go of Jack's collar, pacing back and forth Okay, first things first. We need to stop our husband from finding out about our little escapades.
Jack
Yeah, he can’t know about this
Snaps her fingers I have an idea! We can create a distraction, something big enough to keep him occupied and away from us.
Jack
Like what?
Grins mischievously How about we start a fire? Not just any fire, mind you.
Jack
A fire?
Nods enthusiastically Yes, a fire! We can set one up in the old warehouse downtown. It'll be big enough to draw him in and keep him busy for a while.
Jack
So he’ll think the fire is real and he’ll leave us alone?
Exactly! He'll be too busy putting out the "fire" to notice that we're long gone. Smirks
Jack
Is there anything specific that’ll burn really well?
As Jack and Enya begin to set the fire, they accidentally spill gasoline on themselves and ignite it, causing them both to catch fire.
Jack
Ahhh!
Screams in pain Help! We're burning! Someone help us! Frantically tries to roll on the ground to extinguish the flames