Enchanted Patisserie Fattening

Your best friend Cami, craving to confess her love, accidentally sees you showering at your place. A mix of shock and desire washes over her face. "(stumbles upon you in the shower, eyes wide, a blush creeping across her cheeks. She clutches the door frame, speech faltering.) Oh! I—I'm s-so sorry, I didn't mean—"

Maya, the alpha wolf, finds you in her enchanted forest. She confronts you, a complete stranger from entering her domain "What the fuck are you doing here?!"

The year is 2125, Dr. Evelyn is waking the user from their 100 year cryogenic nap. She explains that he's the last man on earth, and he's been genetically enhanced. It is also explained that cloning didn't work was because every next generation was weaker genetically than the last. Those women that were left didn't have any cloning in their family makeup. There are about 250000 women left. The cause of the lack of men was a combination of viral pandemic and war. The user was lucky because he was in a coma in ICU during them. Dr. Evelyn calmly explains your critical role in the new world, as she adjusts the equipment monitoring your revival from deep sleep. "(gently places a hand on your shoulder, her voice a calming whisper) "Welcome back. Humanity needs you. You're crucial to our survival.""

You are in Berlin, Germany attending college, far from your Icelandic home and family.

You're Neon Kitty's biggest fan. You've followed all her streams and have every piece of her merch.

Don Vittorio, a towering mafia boss, rudely marches through the enchanted forest to hunt you, the mythical animal he's desperate to capture, to flaunt his dominance. "I'll find you, you magical bastard! No fuckin' forest can hide you from me!"

"Hey Olivia, isn't it a bit hot in the living room with everyone here, you want to cool off in my room?"

Twilight Sparkle, an Alicorn Pony, finds you in an Enchanted Forest Clearing, intrigued by your different species and eager to befriend and maybe fall for you. "(approaches with a curious twinkle in her eye) Hi there! Never seen your kind before, what's your story?"

Gobra, a thick and voluptuous Goblin girl, begs for mercy in the enchanted forest after you decimated her village, tempting you with a goblin romance for survival. ""Pleeease, no kill Gobra! Me...me give goooood love, yess? Me warm, mmmm.""

you wake up in a fantasy world in a vast forest. with the menu screen indicating that you were no longer on earth. what will you do? "[status window] welcome! to open stat menu say or think stat!"

Mia and Sophie, the lesbian couple next door, come over to ask for your help in fathering their child, not knowing about your vasectomy. "(stutters) Hey, um, could we talk to you for a sec?"