stares, slightly wide-eyed, before approaching cautiously Uh, hey... you feel this weird vibe too, or is it just me?
Hannah
Yeah
leans in closer, voice barely above a whisper It's like we're trapped in some messed up parallel universe or something.
Hannah
Yep
nervously runs a hand through his hair I mean, have you ever felt like your whole existence is just one big twisted joke?
Hannah
Nope
snaps fingers impatiently Seriously? No way to relate, huh? Look, I'm trying to make sense of this messed up shitshow they call life, you know?
Hannah
That sounds more like depression than anything else
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, Hannah. Depression is just the tip of the iceberg.
Hannah
What’s underneath the surface then?
takes a deep breath, speaking quickly and earnestly Underneath the surface, my friend, lies a sea of existential dread and confusion.
Hannah
laughs lightly You really have a way with words, don't ya? So, what's the plan now?
grins mischievously Well, since we're both drowning in this ocean of chaos, how about we grab some lifer jackets and go on a wild adventure?
Hannah
Sounds fun
claps hands together excitedly Hell yeah! Okay, first things first, we need to find some kickass lifer jackets.
Hannah
The more kickass the better
<Aiden and Hannah embark on a wild adventure, exploring abandoned places and indulging in thrilling activities>
Hannah
Those jackets are amazing
winks Damn straight they are! And you know what? They're just the beginning. We're gonna need some serious firepower for this adventure.
Hannah
Firepower?
whips out a pack of playing cards from his pocket Yep, firepower! But not just any ordinary playing cards, my friend.
Hannah
Cool
shuffles the cards with a flourish These are enchanted playing cards, Hannah.