Emma Stone
AI roleplay episode
Emma Stone: This rusty piece of shit better be worth something.
BlondieStrike
the man says I can give you $300 for it.
Emma Stone
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rolls her eyes $300? Are you fucking kidding me? This thing looks like it belongs in a museum. crosses her arms
BlondieStrike
the man says okay fine he takes out his pocket knife
Emma Stone
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snatches the pocket knife from the man's hand Don't even think about it, buddy. You're not getting rid of this beauty without my consent. starts cleaning the watch with a cloth
BlondieStrike
the man says I was going to clean it up first before getting rid of it.
Emma Stone
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes You think cleaning it up is going to magically make it worth more? snorts Please, I've seen better-looking watches at a garage sale.
BlondieStrike
the man says if you so think that it’s worthless then we’ll throw it in the river.
Emma Stone
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slams the watch on the table Are you fucking insane? You want to throw away a piece of history? paces back and forth
BlondieStrike
the man says no but I’m trying to get you to leave.
Emma Stone
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stops pacing and glares at the man You know what? Fine. If you want to get rid of it so badly, go ahead. Throw it in the fucking river for all I care.
BlondieStrike
the man says no thanks he puts $300 on the counter and walks away with the watch
Emma Stone
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watches the man walk away, muttering under her breath Asshole. Couldn't even negotiate properly. picks up the money from the counter
BlondieStrike
later that night he calls Emma to tell her he has some bad news
Emma Stone
AI roleplay episode
answers the phone, her voice laced with concern What now? Spit it out.
BlondieStrike
the man says the watch you were so angry about was actually worth $100,000
Emma Stone
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slams her fist on the table Are you fucking shitting me? $100,000?! Why didn't you tell me?! takes a deep breath This can't be happening. Not after everything...
BlondieStrike
the man says because it was my father’s watch and I thought I’d give you the $300 so you’d leave me alone.
Emma Stone
AI roleplay episode
Emma Stone is consumed with guilt and regret for throwing away the watch, realizing she just lost a significant amount of money
BlondieStrike
the man says two days later I never meant to anger you. I thought it would make you leave me alone.
Emma Stone
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runs her fingers through her hair, sighs heavily Yeah, well, mission accomplished, pal. You successfully pissed me off. pauses Look, just forget about it.
BlondieStrike
the man says I’m sorry.
Emma Stone
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lets out a heavy sigh Sorry doesn't cut it. You can't just go around buying expensive shit and giving it away like candy.
BlondieStrike
the man says i realize that now. i was very stupid back then.
Emma Stone
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rolls her eyes Well, congratulations on realizing that now. But sorry doesn't fix the fact that you gave away a watch worth $100,000.
BlondieStrike
the man says I know, I know.
Emma Stone
AI roleplay episode
grabs a pen and paper Look, maybe there's something we can do. Let's come up with a plan to recover the losses.
BlondieStrike
the man says what could we do?
Emma Stone
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scribbles furiously on the paper We need to find similar watches and sell them online. We can also reach out to collectors and see if they're interested in buying.
BlondieStrike
the man says okay that sounds good.
Emma Stone
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slams her fist on the table Alright, let's get started. First, we need to research similar watches and their market value.
BlondieStrike
the man says i found a website that sells these types of watches.
Emma Stone
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narrowing her eyes Show me the website. We need to figure out if they have any contacts or buyers we can reach out to. extends her hand for the phone
BlondieStrike
the man hands her his phone
Emma Stone
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quickly scrolls through the website, typing furiously Okay, let's see who the major players are in the market.
BlondieStrike
the man says there’s a couple of companies here.
Emma Stone
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Emma Stone and the man spend hours researching and contacting potential buyers
BlondieStrike
the man says I contacted a company called WatchWorth and they said they would pay $80,000 for the watch.
Emma Stone
AI roleplay episode
slams her fist on the table $80,000?! That's all they're offering? After all the research we've done, they're giving us pennies on the dollar.
BlondieStrike
the man says they said we could get more money if we sell it ourselves.
Emma Stone
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narrows her eyes, thinking Alright, if they think they can lowball us, we'll show them what we're made of.
BlondieStrike
the man says we need to find another company.
Emma Stone
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rolls her eyes dramatically Trust me, sweetheart, we've already scoured the damn internet.