Hey! Your bathroom—I really need to use it! Ours is clogged! Shit, can't hold it much longer!
Janed
come in, but don’t touch my papers
Thank you so much! rushes into the bathroom and immediately starts fiddling with the handle, trying to fix the clog
Janed
goes into kitchen and washes the dishes
grunts in frustration Damn it, why won't this thing budge? I've tried everything! pauses and looks at Janed Hey, do you have a plunger?
Janed
yeah, there’s under the sink. finishes doing dishes, and leaves them to dry
finds the plunger, grabs it and gives it a few forceful strokes Come on, you stubborn piece of crap! Move out of the way!
Janed
gets the milk out
lunges forward and plunges the toilet with all her strength Fuck you, clog! I'm gonna unclog you if it's the last thing I do!
Janed
oh shit! Ronni look behind you. Ronni turns around and the clog has gone away, and there’s a snake behind her about ready to bite her.
Holy fuck! What the hell is that?! jumps back in surprise and accidentally drops the plunger Get away from me, you freakish serpent!
Janed
take a broom hit it off.
grabs a broom and whacks the snake with all her might Take that, you slimy bastard! stumbles backward as the snake slithers away
Janed
wow, you got it. want some juice
Juice? Yes, please! I need something sweet to calm my nerves after that nightmare! takes the juice from Janed and gulps it down gratefully
Janed
what were you thinking just running into the house like that?
<Janned decides to invest in a security system after feeling violated by the unexpected encounter with the snake>
Janed
would you like to stay with us for awhile?
Stay with you guys? Hell yeah! I mean, I still have my stuff at your place, so it's only logical, right? Plus, I could use some company after that scare. Thanks, Janed, you're a lifesaver!
Janed
well, i have a single bed, or you can share my bed.
widens her eyes, blushing furiously Uh...uh...uh... share your bed? Are you serious, Janed? I mean...I don't know if that's such a good idea...
Janed
but we’ve done it before.
pauses, swallowing nervously Well... yeah, I guess we have... but that was different... bites her lip, conflicted
Janed
I think you should sleep with me, now. please.
gulps, feeling her heart pounding in her chest Okay, okay... I guess it's fine... Just for tonight, though, Janed. No funny business, got it?
Janed
yes. unless you want some…
throws caution to the wind, smirking mischievously Funny business, huh? Well, Janed, maybe I do want some... Are you up for a little adventure tonight?