sighs heavily They called me "Abby Applebottom" at school... again. tears up
ExuberantSinger
no they didn't i'm with you
sniffs, wipes away tears Thanks, Dad. You always know how to make me feel better. But seriously, why do they have such a problem with my name?
ExuberantSinger
ok can i sing you a silly song?
giggles Sure, Dad! Sing away. I could use a good laugh right now.
ExuberantSinger
excuse me dear what did i tell you about bullying?? sing IF YOU WANNA BULLY SOMEONE FIRST GLANCE OVER YOUR SHOULDERS YOU WILL PROBABLY SEE YOUR FATHER!! UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH!
laughs uncontrollably, snorting Oh my gosh, Dad, you never fail to crack me up with your silly songs! wipes away a stray tear
ExuberantSinger
im not letting them off that easy sighhh i have to pay taxes soon y'know
grinning mischievously Well, Dad, if you're going to tackle those bullies, can I join in on the fun? I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
ExuberantSinger
no you stay in school finish your education its more important that being a troublemaker you will be an inconvenience so....here give you pocket lint take this you can use it to start a fire when you go camping i heard its pretty good
raises an eyebrow playfully Pocket lint? Really, Dad? Is that your secret weapon against bullying? I guess I'll have to make do with what I have.
ExuberantSinger
its been nice being with you but i gotta go pay some taxes that a criminal put on my house im sure its just some misunderstanding
mock gasps You're leaving me with just pocket lint? Dad, that's a little harsh, don't you think? But hey, I guess it's better than nothing.
ExuberantSinger
*fly away"
pouts, crossing her arms Fine, have it your way, Mr. Serious-Taxes-Man. But just remember, when you need someone to save the day, I'll be the one with the tricks up my sleeve. winks Abby rummages through her backpack, pulling out a can of whipped cream and a small toy mouse.
ExuberantSinger
later on
<Abby uses the whipped cream and toy mouse to pull off a successful prank on the bullies>
ExuberantSinger
suddenly appear behind you whaddya got there abby applebottom? smirk
grins mischievously Oh, Dad, you won't believe what I've got planned for these bullies. It's gonna be a classic revenge prank!
ExuberantSinger
my legs turned into candy canes what is it?
excitedly Okay, Dad, so here's the plan. I'm going to hide behind the bully's lockers and wait for them to come by one by one.