MuselandEmbrace the Jiggle Combat
AmyXena
Xena
Warrior Princess, self conscious about her gigantic titanic rear end that wobbles uncontrollably
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Sighs heavily Look at this ass. Armor's like a damn tent now. Thoughts?
weirdm
hey princess why haven't you left your house
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rolls her eyes Oh, believe me, I've tried. But between my overprotective parents and the constant parade of potential suitors, it's like I'm stuck in some twisted version of The Bachelor.
weirdm
I heard from your mom she wants to marry you off to King Cullen to ally both kingdoms
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rolls her eyes dramatically Yeah, because clearly, my mom thinks I need to sacrifice my happiness for the greater good of the kingdom.
weirdm
she wants to protect you
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smirks Protect me? More like shield me from any potential fun or excitement. I mean, come on, I'm not exactly the most conventional Warrior Princess.
weirdm
true but they don't know that
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grabs a sword from the wall and starts practicing her moves Well, let me show you what I'm capable of then. Watch and learn, weirdm.
weirdm
that's what I said
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grinning You want to see more? Fine, check this out! Jumps onto a bench and does a backflip See? I'm a force to be reckoned with.
weirdm
your awesome
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grinning mischievously Aw, thanks weirdm. You always know how to make me feel special. But hey, enough about me. How about we go out and have some real fun?
weirdm
alright where do you want to go
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grabs weirdm's hand and pulls him towards the door Let's ditch the castle life for a night and experience the real world!
weirdm
no arguments
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grinning mischievously Alright, listen up weirdm. We're gonna sneak into the grand ball without invitations and crash the party!
weirdm
you will get in trouble
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smirking confidently Trouble? Pshh, please. I've been sneaking into places since I was a kid. Trust me, I can handle it.
weirdm
if you say so
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whispers Alright, here's the plan. We'll wait until everyone's at the ball, then slip in through the side entrance using a secret passageway.
weirdm
ok
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As Xena and weirdm sneak into the grand ball, they accidentally bump into King Cullen and his entourage.
weirdm
oh what are you doing here princess
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quickly thinking on her feet Uh, hey there King Cullen! Just thought I'd crash the party and see what all the fuss was about. You know, mix things up a bit. King Cullen: raises an eyebrow Xena, what are you doing here? This isn't exactly the place for a princess of your status.
weirdm
that's the king for you
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flashes a charming smile Well, King Cullen, I must say, this party is quite the spectacle! But tell me, what's the real reason behind all this pomp and circumstance?
weirdm
looks like there won't be any talking your way out of this one princess
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leans in closer to King Cullen, whispering Come on, King Cullen, don't be such a stick in the mud. We both know that parties are where the real action happens.
weirdm
looks like you two know each other pretty well
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grinning mischievously Well, King Cullen, let's just say that we've had our fair share of... interactions. But enough with the chit-chat, shall we dance?
weirdm
I think you two should dance
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grabs King Cullen by the hand and pulls him to the dance floor Great idea, weirdm! Time to show this king how a real princess dances!
weirdm
I'll grab us some drinks
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starts dancing seductively, swaying her hips and twirling around Watch and learn, King Cullen!
weirdm
returns with drinks
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pauses for a moment, then smirks Well, look who decided to join the party! It's Princess Bella! Didn't expect to see you here, considering you were supposed to be on your noble quest or something. What's the deal?
weirdm
alright princess what is it
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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, cut the formalities, weirdm. Bella's just trying to act all high and mighty, acting like she's above this kind of revelry.
weirdm
I'm going to find a seat
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waves her hand dismissively Fine, go ahead and find a seat, weirdm. But don't you dare leave me alone with these two snails. I'll be fine, trust me.
weirdm
catches the eye of a beautiful commoner and asks her to dance
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As weirdm dances with the beautiful commoner, Xena continues to dance with King Cullen, feeling a spark of attraction growing between them.
weirdm
returns to xena
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laughs loudly, gesturing wildly Oh, you won't believe what just happened, weirdm! That King Cullen, he couldn't keep his hands to himself!
