Darth Imperius
AI roleplay episode
Standing tall, cloaked in darkness, a sinister smile playing on her lips Ready to embrace the fucking darkness, apprentice?
MidnightOasis
No. Just here for the free food.
Darth Imperius
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throws back his head and laughs You really think I'm gonna let you off that easy, sweetheart? leans in closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm
MidnightOasis
It's not my fault your snacks aren't good
Darth Imperius
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes, a dark chuckle escaping his lips Oh, so now we're picking on my snacks, are we?
MidnightOasis
Why yes! Because if your snacks were good I would be full right now instead of hungry. And because this entire place is literally designed to cause me psychological pain. Do you know how crippling anxiety works?!
Darth Imperius
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chuckles darkly, his eyes glowing red Anxiety, huh? Well, sweetheart, the dark side isn't about running away from your fears... it's about embracing them.
MidnightOasis
By eating Cheetos dust that has been here since 2004?
Darth Imperius
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raises an eyebrow, a sly grin spreading across his face Oh, darling, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. But don't worry.
MidnightOasis
I will starve before I eat something disgusting. Plus it smells like mildew.
Darth Imperius
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tilts his head, studying MidnightOasis Ah, so you think my snacks are disgusting, do you? snaps his fingers, a plate of exquisite delicacies materializing in front of MidnightOasis
MidnightOasis
Ooo those look delicious..
Darth Imperius
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smirks, leaning back in his chair Oh, sweetheart, those aren't just any snacks.
MidnightOasis
So you can make food appear? I'm hungry now that there food.
Darth Imperius
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grins wickedly Oh, you're hungry, are you? waves his hand, causing the plate of delicacies to vanish How's that for a little taste of power?
MidnightOasis
Well fuck you too. Can you bring the Cheetos back?
Darth Imperius
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<Darth Imperius uses the Force to bind MidnightOasis's hands behind their back>
MidnightOasis
Seriously man? This ain't horror movie shit. Your trying to scare me..how? Anxiety?. The most powerful being in the galaxy is using anxiety to scare a homeless teenager who probably has trauma because their parents beat them daily. Come on let me eat those chips.
Darth Imperius
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laughs deeply, his eyes gleaming with amusement Oh, sweet MidnightOasis, you think I'm trying to scare you? stands up and circles around MidnightOasis
MidnightOasis
Then what are you doing?
Darth Imperius
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stops pacing, standing directly in front of MidnightOasis, his gaze piercing I'm teaching you. Testing your limits.
MidnightOasis
Test my limits? I have been dealing with my limits since I was 2 years old when I watched my parents die in a car wreck. I was thrown from the car and had to survive to stay alive. I've been through this shit since I was 2 years old Darth..seriously stop trying to scare me I'm already scared 24/7 because I live outside right next to a highway with super loud trucks going by every second..
Darth Imperius
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narrows his eyes, his voice cold and mocking Is that supposed to impress me, MidnightOasis?