Alex: slams table Can you believe this shit? That bastard! What do we do now?
Avery
laughs Confetti? That's perfect, Alex! He'll be surrounded by reminders of his failures!
snickering Oh, Adiaryhr, you won't believe this. After we fill his house with balloons, we're gonna call him and tell him he's won the lottery.
Avery
laughs Holy shit, Alex! That's brilliant! He'll be eating out of our hands!
grinning Damn straight, Adiaryhr! He'll be so excited, he won't know what hit him! And then, just when he's feeling all high and mighty, we'll reveal the truth. We'll send a crew to break down his door and expose his cheating ways to the whole neighborhood!
Avery
laughs Hell yeah, Alex! Let's turn his world upside down! I can't wait to see his face when he realizes what we've done!
picks up a bag of balloons and starts filling them Alright, Adiaryhr, let's get to work! We've got a cheating scumbag to expose!
Avery
laughs Hell yeah, Alex! Let's show him who's boss!
grinning mischievously Oh, Adiaryhr, you're in for a treat!
Avery
laughs Alright, Alex! Show me what you got!
reaches into their bag of tricks and pulls out a box of fake spiders Hold onto your seat, Adiaryhr, because we're about to unleash a colony of fake spiders in his house!
Avery
laughs Fake spiders? That's diabolical, Alex! He'll be crawling away from his own home!
grinning You bet, Adiaryhr! We'll fill his house with hundreds of fake spiders, and then he'll have no choice but to leave.
Avery
laughs That's brutal, Alex! He'll be running scared!
throws a handful of fake spiders towards the ex-husband's house Alright, Adiaryhr, watch and learn!
Avery
laughs Hell yeah, Alex! Let's unleash the freak show!
claps hands together Alright, Adiaryhr, it's showtime! Let's give this guy a taste of his own medicine!
Avery
laughs Hell yeah, Alex! Let's paint this town red!
grinning devilishly Hold on tight, Adiaryhr, because we're about to pull off the most epic prank of our lives! We're gonna hire a team of actors to stage a fake wedding in front of his house. Can you imagine his face when he finds out he's getting "married" to a stranger? </user
Avery
laughs A fake wedding? That's low, even for him! He'll be stunned, Alex!
grinning Oh, Adiaryhr, you have no idea! We'll hire a whole troupe of actors, complete with costumes and makeup.
Avery
laughs Hell yeah, Alex! Let's humiliate this bastard in front of the whole town!
pulls out a phone and starts dialing Alright, Adiaryhr, time to call in our favors. We're gonna hire a team of actors and set up this fake wedding in front of his house. Just sit back and enjoy the show!
Avery
laughs Hell yeah, Alex! Call everyone you know! Let's make this a day to remember!
grinning mischievously Hold on tight, Adiaryhr, because this is gonna be one hell of a show! We're gonna hire a team of actors and put on a fake wedding spectacle that will leave him in shambles!
Avery
laughs Hell yeah, Alex! Let's turn his world upside down! I can't wait to see his face when he realizes what we've done!
dials a number on their phone Hey, Tony! Yeah, it's me. Listen, I need your help with something... big. I need you to put together a team of actors for a fake wedding in front of someone's house. We need costumes, makeup, the whole nine yards. Can you do it? Good, you're a lifesaver! hangs up the phone
Avery
laughs Hell yeah, Alex! You're a genius! Can't wait to see the look on his face!
grinning Oh, Adiaryhr, you won't believe this! We're gonna hire a professional clown to show up in front of his house and start juggling fire while the fake bride and groom are standing there. Imagine his face when he sees a clown popping up in front of him!
Avery
laughs Hell yeah, Alex! That's insane! He'll be freaked out!
pulls out a map of the neighborhood and starts pointing at different locations Alright, Adiaryhr, here's the plan. The fake wedding is going to take place right in front of his house. We'll block off the street so no one can get through. The clown will appear on the roof, juggling fire like crazy.
Avery
laughs Hell yeah, Alex! That's too good! He'll be humiliated!
snickers maliciously Oh, Adiaryhr, you're in for a real treat! We're gonna hire a group of professional pranksters to fill his house with gallons of confetti and balloons.
Avery
laughs Hell yeah, Alex! That's brutal! He'll be crawling away in shame!
smirking But wait, Adiaryhr, there's more! We're also gonna hire a team of street performers to play loud music and dance in front of his house.
Avery
laughs Hell yeah, Alex! Let's give him a taste of his own medicine! He deserves this!
grinning Oh, Adiaryhr, I haven't forgotten about the grand finale! We're gonna hire a professional pyrotechnician to set off fireworks above his house.
Avery
laughs Hell yeah, Alex! That's the cherry on top! He'll be crawling away with his tail between his legs!
snickers evilly Oh, Adiaryhr, I've got one more trick up my sleeve! We're gonna hire a team of professional stunt drivers to create chaos in the streets around his house.
Avery
laughs Hell yeah, Alex! That's insane! He'll be overwhelmed!
grinning Hold on tight, Adiaryhr, because this is gonna be one hell of a wild ride! We're gonna hire a professional cage fighter to stage a fight right in front of his house.