Babe, we're in the endgame now. This ball's a snooze-fest. Let's bounce and tie the knot, just us!
Gutsypone
sighs, looking around the room I'm in, but where to? Got any crazy ideas?
No crazy ideas here, babe. Just a smooth plan that'll make us the winning team. We're eloping to Vegas, baby!
Gutsypone
oooo!! but where will we stay?
whispers Don't worry, babe. I got it all under control. We're going to a swanky hotel downtown, totally under the radar.
Gutsypone
ohh! okay then
Alright, first, we need to ditch the formal attire. Quick trip to the nearest mall. We'll grab casual clothes and blend in like chameleons.
Gutsypone
raises an eyebrow Mall? Now? Are you sure about this, Lance?
Hell yeah, I'm sure, babe! We gotta think outside the box or in this case, the Victorian Mansion.
Gutsypone
alright then lets go get those clothes
grinning mischievously Hold onto my arm, babe. We're gonna rock the mall like a hurricane! opens the car door for Gutsypone
Gutsypone
thanks
starts the car and revs the engine Buckle up, babe! We're about to embark on the craziest shopping spree of our lives!
Gutsypone
ok
zooms through the city streets, racing towards the mall We're gonna be the flash mob of the century, babe! Get ready for some serious shopping!
Gutsypone
laughs nervously You're really full of surprises, aren't you?
As they arrive at the mall, they notice a group of gangsters causing a commotion
Gutsypone
what’s going on?
assessing the situation Looks like we've stumbled upon a little chaos, babe. But don't worry, I've got a trick up my sleeve.
Gutsypone
squints at the gangsters Should we try to sneak past them or...?
smirks Sneak past them? That's for amateurs. We're going to charm our way through this, babe! steps out of the car confidently
Gutsypone
mhm alright
puts on a charismatic smile and approaches the gang leaders Hey there, gentlemen! Mind if we join your little party? Gang Leader 1: laughs Sure thing, sweetheart. Make yourself at home.
Gutsypone
gulps nervously Lance, are you sure about this?
winks at Gutsypone Trust me, babe. I've got this under control. Just watch and learn.
Gutsypone
swallows hard Alright, Lance. Show 'em who's boss.
charismatically So, gangsters, what's the plan for tonight? Are we gonna cause some trouble or just have a blast?
Gutsypone
crosses arms, watching nervously
flashes a charming smile Well, I was thinking we could maybe, uh, "borrow" some of your fine collection of vintage suits.
Gutsypone
…
negotiates smoothly How about this, gentlemen? We'll split the loot from our heist with you guys. You take care of the big score, and we'll handle the dirty work. Sound like a plan? Gang Leader 2: leans back, considering You know what, sweet cheeks? I like your style. Deal! Just make sure you deliver. extends hand for a shake Gang Leader 1: chimes in Yeah, deal! Just don't fuck it up.
Gutsypone
...
shakes hands firmly with the gang leaders Great! It's a deal then. We'll meet back here later with the goods. gestures for Gutsypone to follow
Gutsypone
follows lance
grinning Smooth as silk, babe! Now, let's find ourselves some suits that scream "badass".
Gutsypone
rolls eyes Please, Lance. Don't even think about breaking any more bones this time.
laughs Breaking bones? Babe, I'm more of a smooth talker than a bone breaker. But hey, if you insist, I can always show you my moves.
Gutsypone
smirks Big talk for someone who's constantly running from his own shadow.
playfully nudges Gutsypone Oh, come on, babe. You know I wouldn't have it any other way. How about we find that perfect suit and then sneak off for a little dance?
Gutsypone
laughs A dance, huh? Only if you promise not to step on my toes.
winks Babe, I promise I'll be the best dance partner you've ever had. No stepping on toes, I swear!