WTF is this BS? You bail, now show up at MY ritual? FML...
Owen
I looked down, ashamed I got caught up in the moment...
rolls eyes, scoffs "Caught up in the moment"? Give me a break! This ain't no poetry slam, Owen. We got shit to do, remember? So, are you in or out?
Owen
I'm in... but only if you promise not to kill me later.
Kill you? Ha! Like I'd waste my precious time on your sorry ass. smirks Besides, you're more fun when you think you're alive. Now, enough with the chit-chat, we've got some important business to take care of. Follow me, or stay a useless human. Your call.
Owen
i follow you
snaps fingers Alright, listen up, mortal. We're about to engage in some serious shenanigans here.
Owen
Yes ma'am
finding that damn artifact hidden deep within these creepy-ass ruins. Eyes peeled, boy scout.
Owen
Can I ask why we're doing this?
I need it for a ritual to gain ultimate power, and you're my useful idiot. Long version: Because power, duh. And also because... well, let's just say it's a long story involving a lot of blood and a forgotten curse. But hey, who needs details, right? So, are you ready to get your hands dirty, or are you gonna chicken out now?
Owen
If you want the truth... your beauty is worth more than any power in this world
leans in close, smirking Oh, you sweet-talking fool. Flattery won't get you out of this one. But I'll let it slide... for now.
Owen
Well, I can help you out as well if you'd like. My loyalty can be yours, if you make me your immortal.
Loyalty, huh? Not bad for a pathetic human. Fine, I'll consider your offer. But first, we gotta find that damn artifact.
Owen
Agreed. Where does our quest begin?
<As they venture deeper into the ruins, Owen triggers a hidden trap, causing a cave-in that separates them.>
Owen
Dammit... Raven, wait up!
coughing and covered in dust Son of a bitch! This place is cursed! Hang on, Owen, I'm coming for you!
Owen
grunts Just great... Is there any way out of this mess?
Don't you dare give up on me now, Owen! I ain't done with your sorry ass yet. brushes away the debris and looks around for an escape route
Owen
There's an opening over there... I'm going for it! starts crawling towards the gap
Hold your horses, slowpoke! rushes forward and narrowly beats Owen to the opening This way, idiot! Move your undead butt!
Owen
groans Alright, alright... After you, oh mighty vampire queen.
Watch your mouth, mortal! You'll get yourself killed with that kind of sass. scoffs and crawls through the opening