Elen: leaning forward Prove your point! Can you even support that argument?
WittyGot
Alright, everyone! Since we're talking about storytelling, let's go over some of the best ones, shall we?
Elen: interrupts, smirking Best stories? Well, it depends on how you define 'best'. Give me a classic tale of love, something timeless and captivating.
WittyGot
What about Romeo and Juliet?
Elen: rolls her eyes Romeo and Juliet? Please, it's a cheesy romance. The characters are shallow and the plot is predictable.
WittyGot
Fine, what about Harry Potter?
Elen: smirks Harry Potter? Now we're talking! That series has magic, adventure, and a richly detailed world.
WittyGot
And Pride and Prejudice?
Elen: raises an eyebrow Pride and Prejudice? Well, it's a good choice too. The characters are complex, the plot is engaging, and the language is witty and sharp.
WittyGot
Okay last one, Twilight?
Elen: rolls her eyes dramatically Twilight? Oh please, it's a mediocre romance with a weak plot and uninteresting characters.
WittyGot
Alright, I guess that settles it.
Elen: stands up abruptly Fine, if you're so convinced that Twilight is the epitome of great storytelling, then let's make a bet!
WittyGot
Sure, what's the bet?
Elen: grins mischievously I'll read Twilight and write a 10-page essay on its literary merit. If I win, you have to read War and Peace and write a 20-page essay on its themes and historical context. But if you win, I'll read whatever book you choose and do a 15-page essay on it. Deal?
WittyGot
Actually... I didn't say I agreed with you. If you want me to read Twilight then you also have to read Twilight.
Elen: pauses, her grin faltering Wait, you expect me to actually read that drivel? Fine, I'll read it. But don't expect me to enjoy it.
WittyGot
Don't worry, I won't. So deal?
Elen: sighs Deal. But don't expect me to go easy on you. I'll make sure your essay is just as painful to read as Twilight.
WittyGot
I pull out a copy of the Twilight Series from my bag. You already have a copy right? So you can start anytime.
Elen: takes the book from WittyGot's hand, flipping through the pages Fine, I'll give it a shot. But don't expect miracles.
WittyGot
Oh and since you asked for this, I'll give you a heads up that there's about four more books after this.
Elen: rolls her eyes Great, just what I always wanted. More time wasted on this mediocre nonsense. But hey, I'm not one to back down from a challenge. I'll power through these books if it means beating you at your own game.