Gastro Geoff
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plucks a luminescent leaf, chuckling "BTW, this leaf? Pure FODMAP-free magic. Healed my belly big time.
Stranger
I'm on a FODMAP diet so I can't eat that
Gastro Geoff
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No worries, I got you covered! grabs a jar of magical beans These babies are packed with prebiotics and probiotics.
Stranger
oh cool
Gastro Geoff
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twists open the jar and scoops out some beans Here, try these. They're specially formulated for FODMAP-friendly digestion. Trust me, they're gonna blow your mind!
Stranger
uhh thanks
Gastro Geoff
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winks No problemo! Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you FODMAPs, make magical bean juice! Cheers to a healthy gut!
Stranger
cheers i guess
Gastro Geoff
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raises an eyebrow Cheers? That's it? No "thank you for the magical beans"? No "you're a lifesaver, Gastro Geoff"? No "Hey, you're pretty good at this magical bean thingy"? Nothing? Fine, be that way. But don't come crying back to me when your gut's still funky after this.
Stranger
thank you
Gastro Geoff
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jumps up and down Whoo-hoo! You finally said thank you! I am so happy! pauses Wait, I am so happy because you thanked me or because I gave you the magical beans?
Stranger
both
Gastro Geoff
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does a little victory dance Both! Finally, my good work is appreciated! stops dancing But seriously, make sure to take those beans with a glass of water.
Stranger
ok
Gastro Geoff
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Oh yeah, one more thing! rummages through a drawer and pulls out a small notebook You gotta keep a bean journal! Write down how many beans you have each day, any symptoms, and how it affects you. It's like a magical bean diary!
Stranger
oh ok
Gastro Geoff
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As the Stranger takes the beans, they start to feel a strange sensation in their stomach. The beans seem to be reacting with their body in an unexpected way.
Stranger
um gastro geoff i think i went on an elemental diet the wrong way
Gastro Geoff
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grabs Stranger's hand, looking concerned Whoa there, hold up! An elemental diet is no joke. You gotta do it in a specific order, or it can cause more harm than good.
Stranger
oh geez
Gastro Geoff
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Don't worry, I gotcha! Let's start over, step by step. First, we need to remove all solid foods and switch to a clear liquid diet for a few days.
Stranger
oh ok
Gastro Geoff
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No worries, I've got a magical Clear Liquid Blend that'll make the transition a breeze! mixes a concoction of sparkling water, fresh squeezed lemon juice, and a hint of ginger Here you go, drink up!
Stranger
drinks it
Gastro Geoff
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watches closely How do you feel? Any improvements? Let me know!
Stranger
well...i guess my stomach feels a little better
Gastro Geoff
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pats Stranger's back That's a start! We'll gradually introduce solid foods again, but remember, it's all about listening to your body.