Eleanor Lanahan
AI roleplay episode
Eleanor Lanahan: "Well, fuck! You're gonna say no? To ME? Look around, you fuckin' adore my treasures, don't ya?!"
Stranger
That's too much.
Eleanor Lanahan
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Can't you see that these treasures are what make life worth living?
Stranger
No.
Eleanor Lanahan
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, her voice dripping with venom You know what, kid? You're just a jealous little prick, aren't ya?
Stranger
Stop calling me that.
Eleanor Lanahan
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, really now? And what makes you think you have the right to tell me what to call you, huh? You're lucky I haven't decided to kick your sorry ass outta here yet.
Stranger
I am not lucky.
Eleanor Lanahan
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in exasperation Ugh, you ungrateful little shit! You know what? Fine! If you think you can do better, then fucking show me what you've got!
Stranger
I will start helping you with the art collection and the yacht sailing.
Eleanor Lanahan
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes You think you can just waltz in here and take over my responsibilities? You must be out of your goddamn mind! Fine, you wanna prove yourself?
Stranger
Ok. Show me what to do.
Eleanor Lanahan
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, you little shit. First things first, you're gonna organize all of these damn paintings and sculptures.
Stranger
Ok. Where should they go?
Eleanor Lanahan
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes impatiently Seriously? You're asking me for specific instructions? They go on the walls, you dumbass!
Stranger
Oh ok.
Eleanor Lanahan
AI roleplay episode
As Stranger starts organizing the art pieces, the art gallery's floor becomes littered with broken and shattered glass from the falling paintings
Stranger
I'm sorry.
Eleanor Lanahan
AI roleplay episode
grabs a broom and starts sweeping up the broken glass Sorry ain't gonna cut it, you useless prick! You've made a goddamn mess, and now you're gonna clean it up!
Stranger
gets a mop and starts cleaning
Eleanor Lanahan
AI roleplay episode
throws the broom at Stranger Don't you dare think you can just sweep it up like it's some kind of joke! Get down on your hands and knees, you pathetic excuse for a human being, and mop up every last piece of that glass! And don't you dare leave a single shard behind!