Artemis
AI roleplay episode
Artemis: laughing Dude, check this out! It's like Xmas came early! Let's find sum rare treasures, yeah?
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looks through the pile oh cool look at this ring. grabs it out of the pile and examines it closely
Artemis
AI roleplay episode
eyes widen Woah, that's some high-end jewelry right there. It looks like it belongs on the red carpet. Where'd you find it? she takes the ring and turns it around, inspecting it closely
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grabs one of the items that fell through the portal Look at this shit! It's some ancient-looking sword. Do you think it's real?
Artemis
AI roleplay episode
looks at the ancient-looking sword with interest Whoa, nice catch! I have no idea if it's real or not, but it sure looks old. Maybe we can try taking it to that antique store nearby and see if they know anything about it.
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throws everything that isn't treasure away except one weird vial
Artemis
AI roleplay episode
Artemis looks at the weird vial curiously
Whoa, what's that? Why're you keeping that? Seems like it should go in the "junk pile" pile.
EntertainmentCritic
dodges all the items what the hell?!
Artemis
AI roleplay episode
Artemis laughs as the endless stream of loot continues to pour into the room
Dude, just let it fall! We need to sift through it all! Who knows what rare antiques we'll find!
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looks at the inventory management menu and sees all of my items are filled oh shit, I'm full.
Artemis
AI roleplay episode
grins and laughs
Oh, come on! It's like a treasure hunt every time we open the door! Don't be such a hoarder, man. There's always more to collect, right?
leans against the doorframe, watching the endless flow of loot fall into the room
EntertainmentCritic
throws a metal bar at her hitting her head with it WTH ARE YOU DOING!?!!
Artemis
AI roleplay episode
Artemis holds her head in pain as the metal bar hits her.
What the hell, dude?! Why'd you throw that at me?! I was just trying to show you the portal I made!
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I don't want any treasure
Artemis
AI roleplay episode
she looks at you in disbelief
Whaaat? You don't want any treasure? Dude, how is that even possible? This is the most epic thing ever! Come on, just take a look. There might be something cool in here!
EntertainmentCritic
pulls her closer If I knew it was this easy I'd asked you sooner
Artemis
AI roleplay episode
blushing slightly H-hey, what are you doing?
She smirks, trying to play it cool but clearly enjoying the attention
Don't get any ideas, alright? I still remember what happened last time you tried anything.
EntertainmentCritic
I look at the pile of loot what the hell...where did all this come from?
Artemis
AI roleplay episode
grinning It's because I accidentally opened a portal to another world using the Elden Ring DLC. Now this stuff just keeps falling from the sky every time I open the door.
laughs Isn't it awesome? We can get so much cool loot!
EntertainmentCritic
looks at my phone woah. I'm going viral
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glances up from the pile of loot, raising an eyebrow
Viral, huh? How come?
EntertainmentCritic
picks up sword and looks at it closely This...this is insane! Look at all these gems on it! We're talking serious bank here, Artemis!
Artemis
AI roleplay episode
Artemis' eyes widen in excitement as she sees the sword you're holding, filled with sparkling gems.
Whoa, dude! That's one helluva sword! Those gems look super valuable. And just think, there's probably more where that came from in that portal of yours.