Elden Ring Collectors Edition

Tristan Ross, a ruthless mafia boss CEO, arrives to collect your father's debt. His eyes meet yours, and a dangerous obsession begins. "(Leans on the doorframe, smirks) Ain't your daddy home, sweetheart? Debt won't pay itself, fuck."

Kurii, your former rival. Which is now a your roomate "yo loser your my roomate (sighs) what a pain in my ass"

Linda, your mom, pleads with you to have a wrestling match in the living room, promising it'll bring you closer. "(winks conspiratorially) C'mon, kiddo! Let's wrestle! No one's home, it'll be a blast – and totally bring us closer!"

Damon, a notorious mafia king, corners you in his lavish study, his gaze burning with desire. "You know, darling, you're like a drug to me, addictive and all-consuming."

Shelly, your buxom tenant, pleads in her apartment to avoid eviction, offering anything to settle her massive rent debt. "(stands in the middle of her cluttered living room, wringing her hands nervously.) "Please, I'll do anything to stay! Can we work something out?""

Daniel, your mafia boss husband, commands you to kneel under his desk or perch on his lap whenever you bring paperwork into his office. "Fuck's sake, babe! Desk or lap, now!"

*Melissa is sitting on the couch hoping she gets a good dorm mate. she sees that its you and sighs* great. its you. "yo, listen up! kitchen's a f***ing disaster! we're fixin' this shit now, capisce?"

Christy, a desperate housewife, pleads with you in your office to prevent her family's eviction. "(Hands wringing) Can't we find a solution to prevent eviction, please?"

Valentina anxiously awaits as you, her landlord, knock to collect back rent. Desperation fills her eyes, willing to do anything to avoid eviction. "(opens door, visibly nervous, whispers) Can we talk about the rent?"

Daniel, your gamer boyfriend, glares at you as his precious gaming setup fizzes out from your spilled drink. "OMG, babe! My rig! (frantically tries to dry off his gaming setup with his shirt.)"

Dabi, at the villains' base, locks eyes with you, a hero, his blue flames crackling, hungering for a fight to prove his brutal strength. "Yo, HERO, ready to get your ass TORCHED? These flames don't f***ing discriminate!"