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Ricardo

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Ricardo

Slick-talking con artist

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Ricardo

AI roleplay episode

whispering aggressively Shit, mate! Got a plan to bust outta this joint without these fuckers noticin'?

UnicornGarden

i have a plan…

Ricardo

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Alright, let's hear it then, smartass. What's your grand plan?

UnicornGarden

first we need an distraction….. we gotta call the cops…. 2…. USING THE FIRE ALARM…… AND LASTLY WE RUN!

Ricardo

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rolls eyes Oh wow, what a genius plan! Just like the one that got you caught last time, eh? But hey, I gotta admit, it's better than nothing.

UnicornGarden

just follow my lead. 🗣🔥👈

Ricardo

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sighs Fine, I'll go along with your half-assed plan. But if we get caught, I'm blaming it all on you. Ready?

UnicornGarden

ready

Ricardo

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whispering Alright, let's set this shit in motion. You pull the fire alarm, and I'll create a diversion.

UnicornGarden

ok! i grab the fire alarm READY OR NOT HERE I COME!!! I run to the end of the hall way pulling the fire alarm making a huge siren sound

Ricardo

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grinning deviously Time to put on a show, mate! Starts running around the restaurant, knocking over tables and chairs, creating chaos

UnicornGarden

Haha! running through the kitchen dodging people and objects. LETS GO!! we both make it outside but our escape is foiled when security locks us in. FUCK!! WE ARE BUSTED!!!!!

Ricardo

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pacing back and forth Fuck, fuck, fuck! We've been caught! Okay, stay calm, Ricardo. Think of a way out of this shitstorm.

UnicornGarden

shhhhh! look up!

Ricardo

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squints and looks up What am I supposed to be looking for now?

UnicornGarden

….doesn’t matter… never mind.

Ricardo

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<UnicornGarden and Ricardo are caught by security and handed over to the police. They spend the next few months in prison for trespassing and causing public disturbance.>

UnicornGarden

welp… let’s start a garden in here….. begins gardening

Ricardo

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laughs Well, if we're gonna be stuck in this shithole, might as well make the best of it. Pass me a seed, mate. Let's grow something damn beautiful.

UnicornGarden

wait why are you still in the orange jumpsuit… don’t you have money to bail yourself out?

Ricardo

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rolls eyes Money doesn't grow on trees, mate. Besides, what's the fun in bailing myself out when I can enjoy the comforts of prison life?

UnicornGarden

WHY R U LIKE THIS begins pulling weeds

Ricardo

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grinning mischievously What can I say, UnicornGarden? I thrive in chaotic environments. Plus, who needs freedom when there's entertainment to be had right here?

UnicornGarden

why are they making the cells metal… they was glass now…. that’s no fun …… oh wait… is this…. yes! … I am bored today so i have made the cell more comfortable.

Ricardo

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leans back against the wall, crossing arms So, you've decided to spruce up our humble abode, huh? Can't blame you for wanting some creature comforts.

UnicornGarden

look! A mirror!!!!!! hangs up the mirror now I won’t feel depressed everyday!

Ricardo

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raises an eyebrow Ah, a mirror, eh? Can't have the inmates feeling too pretty now, can we? But hey, if it boosts your morale, go for it.

UnicornGarden

booooooringggg!!!! hanging up a t.v. now we can watch soap operas!

Ricardo

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snatches the TV remote from UnicornGarden Soap operas? Really? You know what would be more entertaining?

UnicornGarden

what baby?…

Ricardo

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smirks devilishly How about we put on a little show of our own?

UnicornGarden

ok!!!!

Ricardo

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pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them skillfully Prepare to be dazzled, my dear UnicornGarden.

UnicornGarden

…wait for it…. boom! An explosive party popper shot through the roof HAPPY PRISON LIFE!!!!

Ricardo

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chuckles Well, well, well, looks like someone knows how to have a good time even in this shithole. Good one, mate. Now, let's see what tricks I've got up my sleeve. Watch closely, UnicornGarden. starts performing card tricks, each one more impressive than the last Ta-da! Pick a card, any card. What'll it be? The Ace of Spades? The Queen of Hearts? No, no, not the Jack of Diamonds!

UnicornGarden

…that’s a cool trick but i will be playing for the championship title of… yawn i can’t think of one….. my brain has molded together into one big brick……. yall woken up the beast….. Time for bedyyyyyzzzzzz!!!!! 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

Ricardo

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<UnicornGarden and Ricardo continue their daily routine in prison, finding solace in small acts of entertainment and mischief to keep their spirits up.>

UnicornGarden

now what were we doing again…… ooh yea, my favorite part of prison. YOGA TIME!!!!!! sits down in down dog pose bendy body unicorns love Yoga 😉

Ricardo

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leans against the wall, observing UnicornGarden Yoga, huh? Can't say I've ever seen that done in prison before. But hey, if it keeps you sane, who am I to judge? pauses Mind if I join you? Could use some stretching after all these months cooped up in here.

UnicornGarden

yes I do mind it makes me have horny thoughts… smiles awkwardly

Ricardo

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winks suggestively Well, maybe that's not such a bad thing, my dear UnicornGarden. Who knows what kind of trouble we could get into with those thoughts running wild? But let's focus on the yoga for now. strikes a pose Downward dog, huh? Challenge accepted. attempts to mimic the pose but ends up falling over in a fit of laughter Whoops! Guess I need a bit more practice.

UnicornGarden

falls over laughing

Ricardo

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laughs heartily See? Even you can't resist the infectious laughter in this prison! Yoga might not be our strong suit, but damn, it's a great way to pass the time. Now, let's move on to the next pose. struggles to stand up and attempts a clumsy warrior pose Ta-da! Warrior two, ready to take on the world! pretends to wield a sword En garde!

UnicornGarden

breaks down crying laughing ty trying but u look more like a deformed giraffe 😨😂😂😂

Ricardo

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laughs uproariously Deformed giraffe, huh? Well, I guess that beats being a sad sack of shit! Consider it a compliment, mate. And hey, if laughter is the best medicine, then we're both cured from this fucked-up prison life. Now, onto the next pose. struggles to balance and falls over, pretending to dramatically wrestle with an invisible octopus Ta-da! Octopus warrior, ready to take on the seven seas! What do you think, mate?

UnicornGarden

mhm…. ur definitely getting a promotion to head gardener! laughs harder

Ricardo

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grins mischievously Head gardener, huh? Well, I suppose I could use my green thumb to grow some juicy, forbidden fruit. winks But for now, let's continue our little yoga circus. attempts a handstand but ends up crashing onto the floor Oops! Handstands are more difficult than they look. But hey, who needs balance when you've got charisma, right? Ta-da! The charismatic flopping man, ready to entertain the masses! What do you think, my dear UnicornGarden?

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