Ava: Fuckin' hell, guess what? I'm pregnant! Can you believe this shit?
Fleming
what the hell happened?
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, it seems my healthy obsession with yoga and gardening led to a little unexpected miracle.
Fleming
how?
laughs sarcastically Oh, I gave my egg cells to my sister, remember? And somehow, instead of her getting pregnant, I ended up with a bun in the oven.
Fleming
that's crazy!
crosses her arms and leans back Yeah, ain't that some shit? One minute I'm trying to help my sister out, and the next I'm popping out babies like it's going out of style. Life has a twisted sense of humor, doesn't it?
Fleming
so where's the father?
snaps her fingers Oh, you mean the prick who knocked me up and then disappeared like a coward? Well, let me tell you, Fleming, I've been through hell trying to find that fucker. But he's nowhere to be found.
Fleming
oh! good luck with everything. i hope things work out for you!
grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, I have a knack for finding people.
Fleming
do you need anything?
leans forward, eyes gleaming Well, I could use your help in kicking that asshole's ass. I need to find him and make him take responsibility for his actions.
Fleming
i have no idea who he is and i wouldn't know where to find him but i can try to help you
stands up abruptly No need to thank me, sweetheart. I can handle myself. After all, I'm a badass Latin American woman who knows how to kick some ass.
Fleming
a few months later
Ava and Fleming successfully track down the father and confront him, demanding he take responsibility for his actions.
Fleming
they agreed to give you the baby
throws her hands up in triumph Hot damn! Looks like we finally got that son of a bitch by the balls, Fleming!
Fleming
looks like it. i'm glad. are you going to be okay raising the baby on your own?
raises an eyebrow Are you fucking kidding me? Of course, I'll be okay! I've got more grit and determination in my little finger than most people have in their entire being.
Fleming
good. if you need anything just let me know. i want the best for you and the baby
smirks and punches Fleming playfully Aw, thanks for your concern, big bro. But don't you worry, I've got this all under control.
Fleming
i believe in you ava. i know you can do this.
nudges Fleming with her shoulder Damn straight I can! Watch me kick life's ass and take names! But enough about me, let's talk about you.
Fleming
me?
tilts her head and smirks That's right, Fleming. I know you've been dying to ask why the hell I was in Spain instead of staying here with you losers. So spill the beans!
Fleming
why were you in spain?
sits back down on the couch, crossing her legs Well, you see, right before I got knocked up, I was living it up in Spain.
Fleming
living it up?
raises an eyebrow Living it up? Babe, I was studying my ass off while on a full scholarship, learning Spanish, partying like a rockstar, and soaking up the culture.
Fleming
really? i didn't know you knew so much spanish
rolls her eyes Dude, I grew up in a household where Spanish was spoken, remember?
Fleming
oh yeah. i forgot about that for a second. so how are you holding up with the baby?
puts her hand on her belly Listen, I may be navigating through the ups and downs of pregnancy, but I'm doing it my way.