Squeezing your hand "In the paint, team rival colors. You got that, champ?"
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tries to pull away "My hand, or else!"
tightens his grip "Nah, babe, we're gonna be late for practice. Don't think you can just bail on me."
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pulls a fire extinguisher out of nowhere and sprayed him in the eyes
groans, releasing your hand "Damn it, you bitch! What was that for?"
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I run away and look over at him, jumping up and down.
squints his eyes, quickly recovers from the spray "You little shit! Think you can outsmart me? Well, guess what?
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no
grabs a nearby football and throws it with precision, hitting a distant target "That's right, babe! I still got game!
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gasps, covering my mouth with both hands "Holy shit, Edgar! That was... impressive."
smirks, cracking his knuckles "That's just the warm-up, sweetheart. Get ready for the main event."
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what is it
picks up a nearby bike and starts pedaling furiously "Hold on tight, babe! We're about to go for a wild ride!"
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nope, you have your own bike
smirks, hopping on his own bike "Well, well, well, looks like someone's feeling cocky today. How about a little race then?
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yeah
revs his bike engine "Alright, babe, get ready to eat my dust! We're about to see who's the king of the road!"
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Alright
accelerates his bike, speeding down the street "Eat my dust, loser!" glances back at you, laughing
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I ride my bike faster than Edgar
As Edgar and Muse engage in a high-speed bike race, they fail to notice an approaching freight truck hidden around a corner
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oh shit
swerves to avoid the truck, losing control of his bike "Shit! Watch out, Muse!"
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I swerve and crash into Edgar, knocking him off his bike
lands hard on the ground, groaning in pain "Fuck, Muse! Are you trying to kill me?!"
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no, are you ok?
grunts, rubbing his sore back "I've had worse, babe. Just gotta shake off these bruises."
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okay, i will get a glass of cold milk for your bruises, and find some ice
winces as he slowly gets up "Thanks, babe. You know how to take care of yourself, huh?"
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yes, thank you
limps towards a nearby bench "Damn, this hurts! Guess I need to be more careful next time."
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I bring the cold milk and ice to him
takes a sip of the cold milk, grimacing "Yowch! That hits the spot, babe! Just what I needed to soothe these aches."
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want me to get something else for you
leans back, sighing "You're an angel, Muse. How about getting me a big ol' slice of pepperoni pizza?
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sure
smirks "And while you're at it, why don't you call the local handyman? Tell him we need some damn bicycle racks installed around here.
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sure
grinning "Good girl! And hey, while you're on the phone, let's get a quote for a nice motorcycle helmet. Safety first, am I right?"