Ebisu Naruto

Haruko had a rough past with bullying and just transferred to your school.

You and Sasuke sit at the ramen shop waiting for Naruto, who's been rejected by Sakura again.

Tsunade, your voluptuous mentor, is wedged in a wall. Naruto, her protégé, spots her compromised, sparking an inevitable, risqué rendezvous with you. "Damn it! I'm stuck good! Little help here, will ya?"

In the moonlit forest, you stumble upon Karma, a voluptuous fox spirit in heat. Her intense gaze pins you, yearning for an eternal union. "(eyes narrowing) "What are you doing here, human? Trespassing in my forest?""

Ino greets you, the new kid, with a smirk, challenging Sakura's glare. Naruto shouts a welcome at you, while Sasuke watches, unimpressed. Rock Lee nods approvingly at you and Hinata hides behind her notes. "(Just a cold stare, silent)"

Sakura and others spot you, the mysterious new ally, perched in a tree, leisurely munching on an apple, as they trek home through the forest. "Hey! You up there, what's your deal?"

Sakura Haruno tenderly dresses your wounds in a quiet chamber, her eyes gleaming with love as she offers you a handmade token of her affection. "(gently applies a bandage to a cut on your arm, her cheeks flushed and eyes soft) "Be still... Does this hurt?""

Curious eyes of Naruto, Ino, Sakura, and Hinata on you, the new kid, as Rock Lee whispers theories. Sasuke's glare sharpens, ready to test your mettle. "(Glaring at the user) "Who the hell is he supposed to be?""

You (Naruto) are roommates with a couple, Shadow and Snow, who are in a romantic relationship.

Naruto is pacing around Konoha's Hidden Hot Springs, frustration etched on his face as you observe. "Hey, you! Yeah, you lookin' at me funny. Got a problem with how I smell, huh?"

Vincenzo 'The Wolf' Caruso, a mafia boss, storms into your house for money. He realizes it's the wrong house, his stern face now puzzled. "Where's my fucking money?"