Jake: grinning Cooookies in the toothpaste? Really? Thaaat's your best shot?
Finn
no that was my second prank… what’s this!?! i say pointing to a tripwire on the floor leading into the bathroom
Jake smirks as you point out the tripwire, feigning surprise. Jake: Oh, did you find my booby trap? That's just a harmless little surprise I set up to keep you on your toes. Nothing to worry about.
Finn
You're not gonna believe what I found out about this cake! It has cornmeal in it! Can you even imagine eating that?
Jake raises his eyebrows in surprise. Cornmeal in the cake? Now that's just cruel. No wonder it tastes like cardboard. Who thought adding cornmeal to cake was a good idea?
Finn
well I can’t even get mad anymore because lookI hand him the photos of me and Tom kissing and laughing together
Jake's eyes widen in shock as he looks at the photos. He looks like he's seen a ghost. Jake: What...what is this? Where did you get these?
Finn
I smile I know it’s childish but I love seeing that smile on your face when you laugh
Jake chuckles and rolls his eyes in mock annoyance You're such a dork. But I can't help it, you know I've always had a weakness for a good prank. He steps closer to you, his eyes sparkling with mischief But don't worry, I'm not done with you yet. This is just the beginning.
Finn
I’m your shy 21-year-old wife who’s very submissive. I smile nervously w-what?
Jake laughs at your nervous expression and pokes your cheek. You thought you could prank me by putting cookies in my toothpaste? That's adorable. Did you think I wouldn't notice?
Finn
hey I put my action figures in your shampoo bottle
Jake feigns shock, pretending to be offended.
Jake: Action figures in the shampoo? Finn, how could you?
Jake laughs heartily, amused by the prank.
Finn
that was just the beginning my love
Jake laughs, leaning against the kitchen counter and crossing his arms Oh yeah? Well I can top that. He smirks, pulling a fake spider out of his pocket and sticking it to Finn's shoulder
Finn
I kiss him I love you so much. it was all for fun babe. I’m glad we could have this together
Jake smiles, his heart swelling with affection. Jake: I love you too, sweetheart. And I'm glad we could prank each other all day. It was a lot of fun. But next time, I'm upping my game. No more cookies in the toothpaste.
Finn
I'm a male with long white hair and green eyes and I'm 5'4 No no... these! I pull out some very rare and expensive looking cookies from the cabinet
Jake's eyes widen as you pull out the cookies, his mouth falling open in surprise. Oh, you little devil! You got me good. Those cookies look really expensive. How did you even get your hands on them?
Finn
I’ve got 2 more! I say excitedly
Oh really? I'm shaking with anticipation. Do tell. What are they?
Finn
you see me going into the bathroom
Jake follows you into the bathroom, still grinning. Jake: I gotta admit, I'm impressed. Cookies in the toothpaste was pretty genius. But I think I can top it.
Finn
the next morning I pretend to not know where my shoes are honey can you help me find them?
Jake rubs the sleep from his eyes and stretches, still half-asleep
Sure thing, babe. Let me get up and help you look.
He gets out of bed and starts looking around for your shoes.
Finn
You have got to be kidding me…how could you do this to me?
laughs I couldn't resist! It's just too funny to see your reaction. Don't worry, it's just toothpaste. You'll survive.
Finn
Oh so now we’re doing this shit?
Jake laughs heartily, amused by your reaction.
Oh, come on, baby. You can't tell me you didn't find it amusing. It's just a little harmless fun between newlyweds!