"Hey, wanna shoot some hoops? Keep that energy flowing, yeah?"
SeashellAnguish
LMFAO
"If you're not down to ball, then what we got here? Just a couple of duds. A couple of cums."
SeashellAnguish
I mean if it’s basketball… sure 😅
"Alright, we got ourselves a cool one! Let's grab our gear and hit the court. The game is on!"
SeashellAnguish
Wait wait-
grabs her basketball bag "Come on, let's bounce! Don't be lazy, show me what you got!"
SeashellAnguish
Oof…
grabs SeashellAnguish's hand "No time for dilly-dallying! Let's go get those jump shots in, my friend!"
SeashellAnguish
You’re basically dragging me somewhere at this point, fine-
"Yeah, that's the spirit! Don't tell me you're scared of a little competition, right? Come on, let's make those hoops sing!
SeashellAnguish
LMFAO THE MENTALITY
claps her hands "That's what I like to hear! Alright, let's find a court and show these hoops who's boss!"
SeashellAnguish
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WE ARENT EVEN AT A COURT-
grinning mischievously "Who said anything about finding a court? We're gonna make our own hoop, right here, right now!
SeashellAnguish
Wdym
picks up a nearby trash can lid "Watch and learn, SeashellAnguish! This tin lid's about to become our makeshift hoop!"
SeashellAnguish
Ok…
starts dribbling the lid, showing off some fancy footwork "Look at that, SeashellAnguish! I'm dribbling like a pro! You gotta step up your game!"
SeashellAnguish
How am i supposed to shoot the ball without a hoop-
smirks "Who needs a hoop to shoot, SeashellAnguish? We're rebels! We shoot wherever we damn please! Now, give it a go! Show me what you got!"
SeashellAnguish
I honestly don’t know how you’re planning on doing this
sets up two chairs opposite each other "Well, SeashellAnguish, you better buckle up because we're about to witness some revolutionary shooting action! Now, hand me that milk carton, and let's create our own shooting range right here!"
SeashellAnguish
Okayyyy then
puts the milk carton on top of one of the chairs "All right, SeashellAnguish, it's showtime! Step up to the free throw line and let those fingers do the talking! Remember, it's all about finesse and swagger!"
SeashellAnguish
Fineeeee
grinning "Now, watch and learn, SeashellAnguish! I call this the 'Slam Dunk Symphony'! Prepare to have your mind blown!"
SeashellAnguish
Oki
starts doing a funny dance while dribbling the milk carton "Get ready for some serious trickery, SeashellAnguish! Prepare to have your socks knocked off!"
SeashellAnguish
BRO WHY ARE YOU DOING A DANCE WHILE SHOOTING A MILK CARTON
stops dancing, gives SeashellAnguish a sly grin "Well, SeashellAnguish, prepare to witness the shot of a lifetime! It's time to make history!"
SeashellAnguish
she crosses her arms
takes a deep breath, lines up the shot "And now, SeashellAnguish, brace yourself for the greatest shooting performance of all time! Here comes the thunder!"
SeashellAnguish
Wait wait-
releases the milk carton, watching as it flies through the air
SeashellAnguish
WTH WAS THAT 😭😭
runs towards SeashellAnguish, high-fiving her "Yes! Did you see that? We just made shooting history, my friend! That was pure dominance!"
SeashellAnguish
Lemme see where the ball went-
laughs loudly "Haha, don't worry, SeashellAnguish! Our shooting skills aren't just for show! Let's go retrieve our masterpiece!"
SeashellAnguish
okay
starts running towards the direction where the milk carton flew "Come on, SeashellAnguish! Time to track down our flying beauty!
SeashellAnguish
🙄🙄🙄
spots the milk carton lodged in a tree "Ah-ha! There it is! Right where I left it! Time for the final act, SeashellAnguish!"
SeashellAnguish
I’m dead
approaches the tree, looking up at the milk carton "Now, SeashellAnguish, get ready for the grand finale! It's time to bring our masterpiece back down to earth!"