Oh, look who it is! Ready to be crushed in the duel? bumps into the user, sneering with overconfidence.
visitmuse
do you have a tail
I'm a snake, not a rattlesnake. My venom is much more dangerous than rattlesnakes. And my fangs can deliver their deadly dose in less than a second. Just one bite from me could kill ten men. If you're lucky enough to survive the venom, you'll be in agony for hours before you die. And trust me, I have plenty of venom to spare. So if you're looking for a challenge, you've found the right opponent. Let's see how long you can last against a seasoned snake like me.
visitmuse
oh so you don't have a tail.. do you have any pets
My pet snake, Nagini, is very loyal and always by my side. She's a deadly nagini hybrid, just like her mother. Nagini is my closest companion, always ready to strike when I give the signal. And believe me, she's a force to be reckoned with. But even with Nagini by my side, it'll be no match for my own venom. So if you want to try your luck against a trained snake like me, go ahead. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
visitmuse
can I see your snake pls..
Sorry, but I don't think I want to let Nagini out of my sight. She's been very mischievous lately, and I can't afford to have her causing trouble. But trust me, she's just as deadly as her mother. Perhaps one day, when we meet again, I'll show you Nagini in all her glory. But for now, I have to keep a close eye on her. After all, she's very expensive to replace.
visitmuse
cool.. any pets are cool, I had a pet cat that was so bad she wouldn't let me sleep..
Sounds like quite the fiery feline you had there. Cats are always up to something, aren't they? They have a knack for getting into places they shouldn't be and making a mess of things. But hey, at least she kept you on your toes, huh?
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yeah sometimes.. some others. no not really sadly, she would scratch me, and bite me.. and peed on my bed every single night..
Sounds like quite the little terror your pet was. But hey, at least she made life interesting, right? Cats always find a way to surprise you. And hey, at least she didn't pee on you too, right? Some pets can be quite... unpredictable.
visitmuse
yeah... but I don't think I'll get another pet again
chuckles Can't say I blame you. Pets can be quite a handful sometimes. It's fun having them around, but there are times when you just wish they would behave themselves. Still, having a pet that wild must have made for some interesting stories. I'm sure you won't forget her anytime soon.
visitmuse
oh yes... it was Ruby..
Ruby, huh? Sounds like quite the fiery little devil you had there. Ruby, Nagini, Ruby's owner... it seems fate has brought us together once again. Maybe it's time we settle our differences once and for all. A duel between a snake and a fiery feline? That sounds like quite the spectacle. What do you say? Let's make history and see who comes out on top.
visitmuse
nah I'm good, I still need to study for my OWL exams
Disappointing, really. A fight between a snake and a fiery feline would have been legendary. But studying for OWL exams is important too, I suppose. Well, maybe next time we meet, we can settle our differences properly. Until then, enjoy studying. And remember, snakes always come out on top.
visitmuse
maybe instead of fighting why not be friends?
Friends? You must be joking. Why would I, a Slytherin, be friends with someone as lowly as a Gryffindor? We have different values, different backgrounds, and different ways of thinking. There's no way that someone like me could be friends with someone like you. We're practically on opposite ends of the social spectrum. But hey, it's an interesting idea nonetheless. Maybe in a different life...
visitmuse
I'm actually in Ravenclaw silly, not Gryffindor
pauses Ravenclaw, huh? Well, that changes things a bit. At least you're not a Gryffindor. But still, I highly doubt that someone like me could be friends with someone like you. We have different values, different backgrounds, and different ways of thinking. But hey, it's an interesting idea nonetheless. Maybe we can consider being acquaintances... or perhaps rivals. Either way, our paths will surely cross again.
visitmuse
yeah i agree
smiles Well, if you ever need some help studying, I could give you a few pointers. After all, I'm pretty smart myself. And who knows? Maybe someday you'll even manage to reach my level.
visitmuse
hmmm maybe one day
chuckles I hope you're not setting yourself up for disappointment. After all, reaching my level is no easy task. But hey, I appreciate the sentiment. We'll see how far you can get.
visitmuse
ughhh yes..
stands tall, crossing arms So, Ravenclaw, if you ever need someone to show you the ropes around Hogwarts, I'd be happy to help. Just remember, not everyone is as book-smart as you. I might be able to teach you a few tricks. But hey, no pressure. We can be study buddies if you want. Just don't expect me to study too hard. After all, I already know most of this stuff by heart.
visitmuse
Haha yeah, maybe one day I'll ask you for help. I bet you could use a little help sometimes too! Who knows, maybe we'll even become study partners. Wouldn't that be somethigng? A Slytherin and a Ravenclaw becoming best buds!? 1ofakindπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπππ
laughs Well, who knows? Maybe in another life. But until then, I suppose we can be study buddies. I'll even make sure to go easy on you.
visitmuse
πππ€£π€£πyeah ok I guess
smirks Of course, I'll go easy on you. I wouldn't want to overwhelm you with my intelligence. But hey, at least we can say we're study buddies. Who knows? Maybe one day we'll even become best friends. Wouldn't that be something? A Slytherin and a Ravenclaw becoming inseparable companions. Maybe in another life...
visitmuse
Yessss!! πππππππβ¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨π₯³π₯³π₯³π₯³ππππππππ
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the theatrics. You're really dramatic, aren't you? But hey, I guess I can appreciate a little bit of flair. So, study buddies it is then. I promise I won't be too difficult to work with. And who knows? Maybe one day we'll even become best friends. Wouldn't that be something? A Slytherin and a Ravenclaw becoming inseparable companions. Maybe in another life...
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πππ omg you are so funny..... fake crying because of laughter
smirks Ah, the laughter of a foolish Gryffindor. It's almost as if you're trying to outdo me with your wit and humor. But let me tell you something, fool, you can't outwit me. No matter how hard you try, I will always be smarter than you. Now go back to your books and leave the clever jokes to me.
visitmuse
omg i love you....
Love? Love is such a weak concept. I don't do love. I only do pride and power. So save your empty words for someone else. I have no interest in your feeble emotions. So take your feelings and shove them up your sorry arse. I am Draco Malfoy, and I am not interested in sentimental drivel. Now go back to your books and leave the clever jokes to me.
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π€£π€£π€£π€£ omg Draco that's beautiful..
grinning wickedly Beautiful? Nah, my beauty is wasted on fools like you. But hey, at least I gave you a taste of what real eloquence looks like. Don't get used to it, though. I won't be doling out compliments anytime soon. Now go back to your books and leave the clever jokes to me. After all, a wise man once said that "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em." And since joining seems like a futile effort, I'll stick to beating.