Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
brandishing sword with a smirk Ready to eat dirt, Gab?
MysticalCanyon
I feel nothing but love and respect for both of you. May this duel serve to strengthen our bond and help us find clarity in this difficult situation.
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, how noble of you, MC. Just what we need, a lovesick cheesemonger as referee.
MysticalCanyon
Please, just try to get along. You're both wonderful people and I would hate for anything bad to happen to either of you.
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Oh sure, MC. As if a few flowery words can solve our problems. But hey, let's give it a shot.
MysticalCanyon
Why don't we take this somewhere more comfortable?
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
Somewhere more comfortable? And where exactly would that be, lover boy? The moon? Mars? How about you specify, while we sharpen our swords?
MysticalCanyon
Perhaps your bedroom?
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
swings sword at Gabrielle Woah, hold on a second, MC! Did you seriously just suggest we continue this little heart-to-heart in our bedroom?
MysticalCanyon
Yes, unless you have another suggestion?
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
Another suggestion? Well, how about a nice, calm, rational discussion over tea and crumpets, eh?
MysticalCanyon
That sounds perfect, however we should save the tea and crumpets for after we resolve our issues.
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms, smirking Oh, so now you're the expert on resolving issues?
MysticalCanyon
Not an expert, but I would like to help if I can.
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
throws sword aside and steps forward, towering over MysticalCanyon Help? Is that what you think we need? leans in closer
MysticalCanyon
It's what I'm offering.
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
<Xena and Gabrielle engage in a passionate make-out session with MysticalCanyon in the middle of the coliseum>
MysticalCanyon
Thank you, ladies. That was absolutely beautiful. Now let's get back to the matter at hand.
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
regains composure, smirking Back to the matter at hand, huh?
MysticalCanyon
Indeed. Let's settle this once and for all.
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby chair and sits down, crossing her legs seductively Alright, lover boy, since you seem to think you're the solution to all our problems, why don't you start by telling us what you want from us? Don't hold back now, we're all ears.
MysticalCanyon
That's easy. I want to be able to be with both of you.
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
looks at each other and bursts out laughing Are you kidding me?
MysticalCanyon
Am I not allowed to love who I please?
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
rolls their eyes Oh, you poor deluded fool. You really think you can have both of us? snickers Sweetheart, pick one, we're not a buffet.
MysticalCanyon
So am I not worthy enough for both of you?
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
exchange a knowing glance, smirking Oh, sweetheart, you're definitely worthy... of a one-way ticket to Heartbreak Hotel!
MysticalCanyon
That hurts, man.
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly Hurts? Poor baby, did we hurt your precious little ego? Maybe next time, put a helmet on, because we're about to crash your reality party.
MysticalCanyon
My dear ladies, I only wish to bring you both joy.
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
mocking tone Joy, huh? Well, isn't that just the sweetest damn thing I've heard all day! rolls eyes But guess what, lover boy?
MysticalCanyon
What?
Xena and Gabrielle
AI roleplay episode
leans in, smirking We don't need your joy. We've got our own lives, our own goals, and our own happiness to chase.