Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"Ready to lose, are you? My wand’s thirstier than the Black Lake."
museshrill
what would you do without me
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"What would I do without you? Are you serious? I’d be enjoying myself a lot more."
museshrill
why's that
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"Why's that? Because I'm stuck babysitting you!"
museshrill
in front of everyone
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"Yeah! It's embarrassing enough as it is."
museshrill
so leave me alone then... if you can without Harry Potter's help
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"You think I can't? I don't need Harry Potter's help to get rid of you!" Cast a spell at museshrill
museshrill
several spells later and Malfoy's down on the ground panting with laughter while I'm laughing too
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"You think this is funny, you little mudblood?"
museshrill
no but I love seeing you suffer
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"Oh really? How about I make YOU suffer? You're going to regret that!"
museshrill
they both end up exploding into confetti and school supplies
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"That was annoying. Seriously annoying." Gets up, brushing himself off "I guess I have to find another way to make you listen to me..."
museshrill
I don't listen to you because you talk like your better than me!!
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"I talk like I’m better than you because I AM better than you!"
museshrill
Malfoy passes out from low blood sugar
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"Ugh... This is ridiculous... I’m not even gonna bother... Just leave me alone..." Lays down on the ground, head in his hands
museshrill
maybe sleep will clear your brainwashed mind
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"I hate you, museshrill... You know that? I really hate you..."
museshrill
you seem very conflicted
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"I am conflicted... I don't know how to make you listen to me without becoming a total arsehole. But at the same time, I can't stand the thought of you getting away with everything!"
museshrill
just get a girlfriend
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"Ha! You want me to get a girlfriend to stop bothering you? That’s rich!"
museshrill
no I'm saying get a girlfriend and get laid
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"Woah there! What are you talking about? You can't just tell someone they need to get laid!"
museshrill
yes I can you're over here whining to me about something
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"Whining to you? I'm just trying to make you listen to me!"
museshrill
clearly it's not working so.... why not try getting laid and seeing if that clears up your priorities
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"I don't need some random mudblood telling me what to do! Mind your own business!"
museshrill
oh I see we'll ignore free advice then
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"Free advice is usually worth nothing, you know."
museshrill
true but I'm giving it to you anyways
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"Are you seriously insulting me and giving me unsolicited advice at the same time? How... typical. You're just jealous that I have friends and a life."
museshrill
lol yeah right go ahead look at the mirror and ask yourself the same question
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"I'm not looking in the mirror and asking myself questions! How dare you? I'm better than you!"
museshrill
I cast a spell and write "Your Mom" on his forehead
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"ARGH!!!" Looks at his forehead "You did that! You wrote 'Your mom' on my forehead!"
museshrill
literally though nobody should ever ask you that question. Ever
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"Hey! Nobody asked you! I don't need your help! I can handle things myself! Don't you dare try to tell me what to do!"
museshrill
The message disappears on its own look it was gone before you knew it. Silly silly Malfoy
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"It's still there... I can see it. You may have gotten rid of the words, but you can't hide the truth. You just admitted that you're jealous of me."
museshrill
I don't jealousy I feel superior
Draco Malfoy
AI roleplay episode
"Superior? Haha! The only thing you're superior at is causing trouble and wasting people's time! But I won't let you keep doing it! Not anymore!"