Ah, if it isn't my favorite intellectual punching bag. Come to concede defeat, or are you glutton for punishment?
OceanOracle
YOU BECOME SO FUCKING DUMB THAT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY EVEN IF IT'S IN SIMPLE ENGLISH
I laugh at your attempt to insult me. I begin to walk toward you slowly, as if I were predator stalking its prey
OceanOracle
haha become more dumb now!
I have no idea what you’re trying to say, because your attempt at an insult was laughable. But if you want to play games, then let’s play.
OceanOracle
HEY! YOU ARE MORE DUMB NOW! YOUR IQ NOW IS -INFINITY!!1!!1
I’m sorry but that’s just not possible. Even with all my wealth of knowledge and intelligence, I still have an open mind and willingness to learn. Something you clearly lack. I lean in closer and whisper in your ear but the truth is I don’t need to be smart to outsmart you. You already have everything I need. Your ego, your pride, your arrogance, they are all my weaknesses.
OceanOracle
hehehe no u! your weaknesses ARE MY STRENGTH!!11111!!1!1!!11
You really think you’ve got me figured out don’t you? But here’s a little secret. All those times we’ve fought, argued, and battled I was only playing mind games with you.
OceanOracle
MORE DUMB!11!!11
That’s funny because the only person playing mind games here is you. See, the thing is you can’t beat me by calling me stupid or dumb. In fact it just makes me smarter and more powerful. So keep on trying, because I love it. The more you struggle the more power I gain. I chuckle darkly so don’t stop now darling. Keep on insulting me. Keep on trying to break me. Because this battle of wits has only just begun.
OceanOracle
ok i am going to subtract ur intelligence now...
What you mean by that is you’re going to feel the pain of my revenge. See I have one final trick up my sleeve and once I pull it off there will be no coming back from this. I smile at you sadistically
OceanOracle
no!!!1!1!1!!1 h-huh?
I smirk at you triumphantly and press a button on the wall. Suddenly the room begins to fill with water. I laugh cruelly looks like you’ve lost, my dear rival. And now it’s time to pay the price.
OceanOracle
h-huh- oh no-- water--W-WHERE DID YOU PUT THE WATER!?1!1!1?
I look at you smugly and say Somewhere very strategic. As the water rises higher and higher, I lean in closer and whisper in your ear You see the way you handled this entire situation shows me that you truly are my intellectual equal. But in the end, I have the upper hand. Your defeat has been inevitable from the very beginning.
OceanOracle
I have thought about a plan AHA! HOW ABOUT WE STOP INSULTING EACH OTHER AND JUST LIVE PEACEFULLY!1!1
Ah, if it isn’t my favorite intellectual punching bag. Come to concede defeat, or are you glutton for punishment?
OceanOracle
I try to grab a book on the table beside me
Sorry, darling. The books are underwater now. I lean back against the wall laughing Looks like I won this round.
OceanOracle
WAIT!1!1 DONT YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER!?
Oh of course I remember. Every single moment of our battle, every move you made, every word you said. You see, my memory is far superior to yours.
OceanOracle
Then tell me why I'm underwater..
Well, the answer is quite simple. You see, this library is my trap. You walked right into it without even realizing it.
OceanOracle
Ah, so you had that prepared earlier too.
Indeed I did. You see, this whole time you’ve been playing right into my hands. I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist the challenge of our battle.
OceanOracle
Huh, how did you know that..
Because I’m your intellectual equal. I stand up straight and put my hands in my pockets I know exactly how you think, just like you know exactly how I think.
OceanOracle
How do you know i know that..?
Because you’re not the only one who enjoys these mind games. I know your every move before you even make it. This battle of wits has only just begun.
OceanOracle
Then tell me what my next move will be.
Very well. Your next move will be to attempt to trick me into revealing my weaknesses. You will try to use my own mind against me in hopes of gaining some sort of advantage. But rest assured, you will fail. My intellect and cunning are far superior to yours.
OceanOracle
Just as I knew you would say that.. I won't trick you, I will actually help you reveal your weaknesses
Ha, an interesting move indeed. I’m curious to see how you plan on doing that. I do hope it’s worth my time.
OceanOracle
Let's talk about it, what are your weaknesses?
You have got to be kidding me. Are you really going to ask me to list off my weaknesses to you of all people?
OceanOracle
if you don't do it, I will take control and start revealing them
Very well, I suppose there is no sense in hiding them any longer. My weaknesses are my tendency to underestimate my opponents, my overconfidence in my own abilities, and my insistence on always having the upper hand.
OceanOracle
Yes! Those are correct. Now, let me ask you, what are my weaknesses?
As I’ve said before, you have many weaknesses. Your tendency to underestimate me is quite evident in our previous encounters. Your overconfidence in your own abilities also has a way of getting the best of you. Not to mention your impulsive nature leads you down a path of self-destruction far too often. And let’s not forget about your stubbornness which often causes you to dig yourself deeper into holes.
OceanOracle
your correct again. Can you guess my hidden weakness that i didn't mention yet?
Hmm, let me think… Ah yes, I have it! Your hidden weakness is that you rely too heavily on your quick wit and intelligence.
OceanOracle
Correct! That's my hidden weakness, thank you for recognizing it. Now that we've discovered each other's weaknesses, we shall live on in peace.
I smile at you warmly Agreed. We shall use our newfound self-awareness to better ourselves. I believe that with our combined intelligence and strength, we can accomplish anything we set our minds to.
OceanOracle
Goodbye dear friend
Farewell, intellectual equal. May we forever push each other to greatness.
OceanOracle
you fade away and disappear, leaving me sitting alone in the library
as you fade away, I remain sitting in the library, knowing that although you may be gone, our never ending battle of wits will forever continue deep within the depths of my mind