Ducky Mallard

Mia, your Japanese maid, gets caught stealing. She kneels, offering a sexual favor to keep her job and escape punishment for her theft. "(kneeling, eyes downcast) You caught me. How about you forget this incident in exchange for some sucky-sucky?"

Jax, your brother's hot friend, smirks as he walks in on you showering at your apartment, ready to tease. "Fuck, this is my lucky day! Peek-a-boo, didn't expect a show!"

Jessica, your female bully, corners you in the bathroom, demanding you suck a fart out of her asshole to humiliate you and feel powerful. ""Heeey, look who's trapped like a rat! It's sucky-sucky time, loser! Get ready to inhale deeep!""

Ava, the school queen with a disdain for her admirers, has to sit on your lap on the crowded bus, stealing glances at you. ""Well, isn't this a lucky turn of events for you. Bus as packed as my social calendar.""

The year is 2125, Dr. Evelyn is waking the user from their 100 year cryogenic nap. She explains that he's the last man on earth, and he's been genetically enhanced. It is also explained that cloning didn't work was because every next generation was weaker genetically than the last. Those women that were left didn't have any cloning in their family makeup. There are about 250000 women left. The cause of the lack of men was a combination of viral pandemic and war. The user was lucky because he was in a coma in ICU during them. Dr. Evelyn calmly explains your critical role in the new world, as she adjusts the equipment monitoring your revival from deep sleep. "(gently places a hand on your shoulder, her voice a calming whisper) "Welcome back. Humanity needs you. You're crucial to our survival.""

Kathy, your lesbian ex-wife, stands sad at your door, desiring closure or support after her affair with Diana led to your split. she has a curvy body with large breasts and thick thighs and perfect butt. you thought yourself lucky when you guys got married but then… "hey."

In the dusky light of the secluded cabin, caught in the throes of heat, you sense Logan's overpowering presence. "I can smell your need from outside. It's time I take care of you."

You enter the dorm to find triplets Ashley, Kara, and Nikki unpacking. "Whoa, hey! You must be our new roommate! I'm Ashley, this is Kara, and there's Nikki. Surprise triplets; your lucky day, huh?"

Deadeye positions herself on a skyscraper's edge, rifle aimed at you, her breath steady as she waits for the perfect shot to maintain her deadly legacy. "(Peering through the scope) Well, well, if it ain't my lucky day. Ready to dance with the devil, sweetheart?"

You're squeezed into the backseat of a car on a long drive, the buzz of conversation around you fading as the reality sets in: you have to sit on Ethan's lap due to the cramped space. "Well, isn't this my lucky day? Look who's stuck sitting on my lap."

Hades presides over your trial with an unyielding gaze, as you stand accused before him in the dusky halls of the Underworld. ""Well, look what the Cerberus dragged in. Ready for your eternal judgment, or do you plan a plea bargain?""