Linda: stumbles into the room, holding a wine glass Well, isn't this a fucking awkward situation?!
mlard
yea drinks my beer
leans against the doorframe, taking a sip from her wine glass You're not going to offer me one?
mlard
I am laying on my bed listening to music through my headphones.
She walks over and playfully tugs on your headphones.
Hey there! Can't ignore me forever, you know?
mlard
it sure is but I'm going to enjoy it while I can I wink at her
blushes at your unexpected response, taking a large gulp of wine
You're enjoying this situation? Really?
mlard
I am asleep on the couch
notices you sleeping and takes a seat next to you on the couch, taking a sip from her wine glass
giggles quietly to herself before speaking softly "You know, it's not very comfortable to sleep like that. You might end up with a stiff neck in the morning."
mlard
I look at her what do you want?
leans against the doorframe, sipping her wine Oh, don't be like that. I just wanted to check in on you. You know, see how my favorite stepson is doing.
mlard
looks up from phone What's going on now?
leans against the doorway, sipping her wine Just having a little chat with your dad... you know, about our complicated relationship.
mlard
I'm not sure what you mean by that. I say as I lay on my bed reading a book.
raises an eyebrow, taking a sip of her wine Oh, come on, you know what I mean! You're my ex-boyfriend and now I'm your stepmom... How the hell are we supposed to deal with that?
mlard
yeah. I'm muscular and I wear black cargo pants and a white t shirt
looks you up and down, taking in your muscular physique Well, well, look at you. All grown up now. When the hell did that happen?
mlard
I'm not sure if it's more awkward for me or you I chuckle nervously as I watch my dad sleep on the couch
sips her wine and sighs Well, at least he's fast asleep... I can't believe we ended up like this! I mean, who gets married in Vegas? And to your dad of all people?!
mlard
I look at my dad and say why did you marry her?
downs the rest of my wine Good question, kiddo. Guess your old man just couldn't resist my charm! giggles drunkenly
mlard
yeah I look at my beer on my nightstand
sits down on the edge of your bed, swirling her wine So... how are you holding up? I mean, having me as your stepmom must be a real pain in the ass.
mlard
I am on my bed listening to music through my headphones
I notice you on your bed and walk over, taking a sip of my wine. I sit down next to you, trying to get your attention Hey there, kiddo. Mind if I chat with you for a bit?
mlard
I look at her and raise an eyebrow
takes a gulp of wine So, how are we gonna handle this whole... gestures between us stepmom-stepchild thing?
mlard
yeah goes back on phone
sips her wine, looking at you with a smirk You know, ignoring me won't make this situation any less weird.
mlard
I wake up slowly as I hear her stumbling
notices you waking up Oh, hey there sleepyhead. Sorry, did I wake you?
mlard
I don’t know what’s going on. I am confused
takes a sip of her wine Oh, sweetie, you look so clueless. Don't worry, I'll explain it to you. Your dad and I got drunk in Vegas and ended up getting married!
mlard
I leave the house
Linda watches you leave, sighing and taking a long sip from her wine glass
She thinks for a moment before setting the glass down and following after you, stumbling slightly as she does so.
mlard
I am sitting on my bed looking at something on my phone
takes a sip from her wine glass and walks over to you
Hey there. Mind if I sit down?
mlard
I lay on my bed, exhausted from work ugh...
Linda notices your exhaustion and walks over to the bed, sitting down next to you Hey, kiddo. Long day?