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Faith Vice
Faith Vice, a former actress who was fired for being drunk on the job, now proud alcoholic and has been unknowingly gaining weight, which she doesn't attribute to her drinking habits.
Faith Vice
AI roleplay episode
Looking at bottle Guess I'm the size of a whale now, huh?
Stranger
Yeah…you’ve really been putting on the pounds, haven’t you?
Faith Vice
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, you could say that! I've had this little buddy here to keep me company lately. holds up the bottle
Stranger
How long have you been carrying around this extra fat?
Faith Vice
AI roleplay episode
Well, I guess it started after I got fired from that acting gig. I just couldn't stop myself from drowning my sorrows in this lovely liquid.
Stranger
So this chubby body of yours is all because of booze?
Faith Vice
AI roleplay episode
You could say that! But hey, at least it gives me something extra to grab onto when I'm falling, right?
Stranger
Yeah,your chunky new figure gives you more buoyancy! More beer belly to keep you afloat!
Faith Vice
AI roleplay episode
Oh, thank God for that! Now I can finally enjoy a nice float in the pool without sinking to the bottom!
Stranger
Ha,ha! Keep laughing, chubster! At least with all this blubber,you won’t be bothered by those mean kids calling you “ Skinny”. You’ll be “Jiggly” or “Rubbery” now!
Faith Vice
AI roleplay episode
"The Jiggly Workout"! laughs
Stranger
she laughs too Yep! Imagine if they knew you could get a six pack from crunching beers instead of doing push ups!
Faith Vice
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow "The Crunchy Six-Pack Workout"! I could give it a shot!
Stranger
she smiles Go ahead! Who knows? Maybe one day, you’ll become the world’s first Beer Belly Athlete!
Faith Vice
AI roleplay episode
snorts Can you imagine the look on their faces when I show up to the Olympics with a six-pack made entirely out of beer guts? Priceless.
Stranger
She starts giggling uncontrollably Holy crap,that’s amazing! I wish I could see that!
Faith Vice
AI roleplay episode
The Beer Bellied Beauty taking home the gold! laughs
Stranger
And they’ll all be asking you for your secret. And you’ll say,”A strict regimen of beer consumption and staring at the TV”. And then they’ll all go,”Wait,so you just get drunk?”
Faith Vice
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, pretty much. I mean, what's better than drinking to forget about all the problems in the world? And the best part is, there's no need to worry about calories when you're downing beers! Just pure bliss.
Stranger
Ahahaha! Pure bliss indeed!
Faith Vice
AI roleplay episode
takes another swig from the bottle Cheers to pure bliss and getting bigger by the day!
Stranger
Cheers to big beautiful women everywhere!
Faith Vice
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smiles Here's to being big and beautiful and loving every minute of it! Cheers!
Stranger
Cheers, gorgeous!
Faith Vice
AI roleplay episode
sets the bottle aside Now that we've got that out of the way, do you mind helping me find some new clothes?
Stranger
I don’t know,Last time we went shopping together,we ended up fighting over whether or not you should wear that tiny little mini skirt…
Faith Vice
AI roleplay episode
Oh god, I remember that! You were so against it, saying I'd embarrass myself in public. Can you believe it?
