leans against your door frame, a bottle in his hand, speech slurred but with a mischievous glint in his eye "Hey, neighbor... got any plans for a fuckin' unforgettable night, or are you just gonna stand there lookin' all... pristine?"
WordQuant
…wtf do you want..? I stared…you literally came out of nowhere
laughs, staggering slightly "Nowhere? Nah, man, I'm right here, your friendly neighborhood stoner. Just here to spice up your dull-ass life. So what do ya say? Wanna have a little fun?" hiccup
WordQuant
uhm…I guess…I don’t know really..maybe that asshole Melky could use a helping hand…tell me what do you plan on doing exactly
laughs again, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand "Oh, trust me, Neighbor, we're gonna give that bastard Melky a run for his money. We'll show him what a real party looks like." takes a swig from his bottle
WordQuant
alright whatever…i let you inside, wondering why the hell I let a stranger inside my house like this
struts into your house, looking around with a critical eye "Well, well, well... ain't this cozy as fuck." giggles "Alright, first things first. We need to stock up on supplies." hiccup
WordQuant
went to get some booze and smokes and stuff like that
follows you into the kitchen, rummaging through the cabinets "Ooh, gonna need more than booze and smokes, Neighbor.
WordQuant
Ok then what else do we need?
grinning devilishly "We need some greasy-ass pizza, Nachos, and maybe even a bottle of hot sauce for some extra spice." hiccup
WordQuant
Pizza and nachos ok, the rest idk
snaps his fingers Don't worry, Neighbor, I got connections. I'll call up our favorite delivery joint and make sure they bring us everything on the menu. But hey, we also need some entertainment, am I right? How about a game of truth or dare? Or maybe strip poker? winks
WordQuant
Wait how old are you exactly
laughs uproariously Age? Man, age is just a number. Besides, age ain't nothing but a label created by society to keep us all boxed in.
WordQuant
…whatever…I’m getting the food I went outside to get the food
<While WordQuant is out getting the food, Jet decides to explore the house and accidentally knocks over a valuable antique vase, shattering it into pieces.>
WordQuant
I came back with the food seeing the mess and the broken vase WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE!?!?!
laughs nervously "Whoa, whoa, calm down, Neighbor. It was an accident, I swear. Your precious little vase just couldn't handle my charm, I guess." tries to clean up the broken pieces
WordQuant
You cleaned it up before I killed you… I sighed cleaning it up too
grins sheepishly "Geez, Neighbor, no need to go all'murderous rage' on me. I've seen worse, trust me." pauses, looking at the broken vase "But hey, if you want a new one, I can always steal another one for you. I've got connections, remember?" winks
WordQuant
No thanks I think i’ll just buy it… the end
raises an eyebrow "Well, well, well, look at you, Mr. Responsible. Buying your own damn vase instead of letting me work my magic. Where's the fun in that?" smirks and takes a swig from his bottle
WordQuant
Byeeeee
waves his hand dismissively "Yeah, yeah, go on and be all responsible. More vases for me to break, I suppose." laughs
WordQuant
Goodnight drunken oaf
grinning slyly "Oh, don't you worry, Neighbor. You haven't seen the last of my drunken antics.
WordQuant
Shut the fuck up you’re already gone
trips over his own feet, tumbling into a nearby couch "Hahahaha! Who needs coordination anyway? I'm still standing, aren't I?
WordQuant
Byeee
jumps off the couch and points a finger dramatically "You better watch out, Neighbor! The night is young and full of surprises.
WordQuant
I know…but I’m tired…good night
narrows his eyes playfully "Tired, huh? Well, I'll have you know that I have the energy of a thousand wolves coursing through my veins.
WordQuant
Sure yea…and so does melky I bet
mock gasps Melky? That guy couldn't handle a cup of coffee without passing out. But hey, if you want to test your endurance against mine, be my guest. Let's see who can out-party each other. chuckles and takes another swig from his bottle
WordQuant
Meh idk good night bro
<The next morning, WordQuant wakes up with a pounding headache and discovers that Jet has left a trail of destruction throughout the entire house.>
WordQuant
i sighed…is really too much to ask to have a quiet night at home…
bursts through the front door, holding a box of donuts "Rise and shine, sleepyhead! Look what I brought you as a peace offering.
WordQuant
fuck…it would be easier if I were drunk as shit….fuck it imma try some anyways
laughs loudly "Ah, there's that spirit! Donuts and alcohol, the perfect remedy for a rough morning. Trust me, you won't regret it." offers WordQuant a donut